And since you won't have an LFO tool tomorrow, while you're waiting...
This article tells how to use the Z3TA as a signal processor specifically for rhythmic effects. It does arpeggiation, arpeggiated LFOs, tempo-synched effects, works in real time, has MIDI learn, etc. etc. It even has an envelope follower. Because it's an audio plug-in, anything the mixer can do (level, panning, processing signals going to or returning from sends, etc.), it can do.
Of course this is not an LFO Tool
per se, and yes you do have to set up matrix modulation within the processor instead of having everything normalized (although you can always save presets), but that's why I keep inquiring about
musical applications. If you want to control panning in multiple ways, in real-time, with MIDI learn, and automate levels with a ruler-flat automation line, I don't think there's a difference in the end result between using a plug-in to do the panning and controlling the panner on a console with a dedicated tool.
Yes, I know this isn't what y'all want in terms of having a pre-configured, plug-and-play solution, so please, don't go there. But for those of you who are willing to put in a little effort programming the effect you want, it will give you most (if not all) of the same results while you're waiting for whatever it is you
do want to come along.