1. Drink lots of coffee.
2. Drink lots of tea.
3. Avoid Lake Avenue after 8 pm.
4. Watch tons of Star Trek
5. Make inane posts on music forums.
6. Sleep with Stormy Daniels.
7. Sleep with Stormy Daniels.
8. Have your crazy fiance die unexpectedly and thank the universe for dodging that bullet.
9. Sleep with Stormy Daniels.
10. Avoid Lake Avenue after 8 pm.

you go grrl!

On a serious note. Here is one that pops up all the time:
 
1. Just turn up on time!

Successful people don't wait for circumstances to become agreeable. They make their own circumstances. Most of us have more power than we realize.
 
I guess that was a serious one too....
 

pfffst .......I've done almost everything on that list and just look at where it got me 

6, 7, and 9?  
I'd rather be unsuccessful.  At least now that I've heard the history....  

I wouldn't tap that for all the stolen technology in China.

advanced thought: when a water washes up on a tiny beach you have _______?
 
answer - microwave

Which version of Star Trek works the best? Original Series, Next Generation or the Movies? Don't say "All"...I'm looking for the serious answer here, and need to be selective. And don't say "Voyager" either. We all know that one is not in the running.

Star Trek Voyager has an ill effect on people.  I always found Voyager to be so horribly bad that it would crack me up from the stupidity of it all
 
When I stumbled across this TMZ article one day - I wasn't a bit surprised.  I feel sorry for her victims
 
http://www.tmz.com/2015/0...herself-kids-mug-shot/