I'll glady wait for my Oompa Loompa thank you!

FEARLESS LEADER don't need no stinking loompa oompa
He's as colored as they come already! 
 
If he was the President of the CIA he'd be Agent Orange and nobody'd question why!

 

 

I've been sensing a theme in your posts lately, Billy.
 
You seem quite upset about something. I'm not sure what that something could be but I too have been experiencing a never ending sense of imminent derp.
 
The most disturbing part is those premonitions seem to come true...
 
day, after day, after day...
 
and so forth.

I drink therefore I am.

Take the Who's "Eminence Front" and replace the titular words with "Imminent Derp" and I do believe I've  got something that will carry me through yet another day.