Btw, joni's my name. You might be thinking I'm some nice looking chick, but I'm as guy as they come.
I was born left handed. Everyone tried to force me to write right-handed. My penmanship suffered for it. By the time they gave up on me, I could barely write at all.
My name, spelled johnny, was very difficult to write. In an effort to wrong her forcing on me, mom told me I could spell my name any way I wished.
I took out the H's, they were silent anyway, but jony looked weird. I then tried joni. It looked good, easy to spell, so from the age of 10 or so, that's how I've spelled my name. It wasn't until joni Mitchell popped on the scene that I learned it was a girls spelling.
Ah well, I stuck with it. And it worked out kinda cool. Becoming a young musician with a bit of a unique name kinda worked.
Anyway...
Ya wanna hear the stranger part?
My wife's name...is..Kevin.
My beautiful bride of 42 years...Kevin. very much a lady. She has many stories growing up...
Getting a draft notice. Enrolled in boys p.e. anytime were at a doctors office together, they call kevin, she stands up .." no I'm sorry ma'am...that's KEVIN. "I am kevin'...
So...
Still wanna clone me, lol?