How about a sarcastic annoyed DLL?
"Don't worry about saving regularly.
What's the worst that could happen? ;)"
"Using shortcuts would save you thousands of hours of time and speed up making great music, but no. Keep clicking that mouse away like a FPS!"
"We've been using midi since 80s, but you know it's ok to use sampling libraries. You don't have to use those Roland Sound Canvas midi sounds all the time anymore".
"No, Gibson is not going to give you a refund".
"We encourage automatic music.
Just press those one finger keys and listen to synth appregios all night long baby".
:)