Make no mistake, Bapu is "King of the Coffeehouse forums!".
I enjoyed my reign and self proclomation as being the leader for all of about 2 hours, then I realized and thought about what all was involved with the job of being "King of the Coffeehouse Forums".
I felt bad, I mean mooch wasn't keeping me in line like he did Bapu, so I felt there was a conspiracy going on there.
The forums just weren't the same. I'm a terrible leader!
They say power changes a person, Hmmmm, I thought of proposing that everyone is required to send money to me before posting!

I'm glad I scraped that ideal. Perhaps it was the ideal of power, or stupidity, or both.
If you were voted to be king of this forum, or MODERATOR, what would you do with this forum? How would you handle things?
Would I be an automatic ban right away? Bapu has my vote if there ever is one for Mod of this forum.
I like the Moderator of this forum as it is right now and see no reason to change at all. I'm just saying I think if there is ever such a thing as a mini-mod then Bapu has my vote!
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