Man Down In Aisle 7 REPEAT Man Down In Aisle 7

A guy goes into a super market for groceries with his wife. He comes across a 12 pack of beer and puts it into their cart. His wife tells him"PUT THAT BACK." He tells her" It's on sale" but she won't hear it so he puts it back. A few minutes later she comes across a container of face cream and puts it in the cart. He tells her " put THAT back" so she says "I need it to make me more beautiful and it's on sale!" He says " That's what I wanted the beer for and IT's a lot cheaper!"


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A woman says to her husband "I'm so depressed. I've just been looking at myself in a full length mirror and I'm old, fat, my boobs are sagging, I've got wrinkles and my hair is thin and lank. Can you tell me something positive to cheer me up?"


Husband says "Well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."