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2011/06/13 10:43:36 (permalink)

Monthly Apologys

Please forgive me to anyone I have offended here at the forums in the past month. Hopefully this won't need to become weekly.

P.S. this applies to Karyn also

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 10:52:37 (permalink)
    Huh? What? Me?  When?

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 10:55:41 (permalink)
    whats up Bill.... is this pre- emptive spin control?

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 10:58:48 (permalink)
    I have to confess. I'm working on a song and Am in need of cowbell. Not just any cowbell but pristine clarity of sound cowbell. I thought of putting an ad for redhead cowbell virtuoso but I know most are not really redheads. Thank you for your support!

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:01:28 (permalink)
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    whats up Bill.... is this pre- emptive spin control?


    I seem to have problems communicating.

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:05:19 (permalink)
    Are we talking the month of May--or May 15th to June 15th?  I guess it could make a difference. 



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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:07:51 (permalink)
    I am deeply offended that I was not offended this month.  I don't believe I was offended last month either, but that may be due to an overal inability to remember last month.

    I insist on being offended at the first possible opportunity.  Please do so using small words and simple pictures, in order to ensure that the full depth of the offense may be successfully communicated.  You may want to use a pop-up book for this purpose.

    Upon receipt of the aforementioned offense, I shall sulk for a brief, but socially acceptable period of time before proceeding through the stages of humiliation. 
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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:14:22 (permalink)
    Now that's what I call support!!!!

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:21:11 (permalink)
    well Bill you hurt my feelings by declining my invitation to collaborate on the VS100 contest, so there

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:25:15 (permalink)
    Not even an honorable mention of being offended.

    Pfffft.

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:28:04 (permalink)
    Hi Bill,
     I thought of you the other day. It was suggested that I might be a "douche" for posting a thread upstairs but no one went so far as to say I was a *b__* so it flew right by the  committee with no problems.

    I thought of you and smiled.

    Just saying...

    ;-)


    best regards,
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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:40:40 (permalink)
    I Am red



    p.s.  I'm NOT the one in the F*&kin Great shirt...

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:52:05 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    Please forgive me to anyone I have offended here at the forums in the past month. Hopefully this won't need to become weekly.

    P.S. this applies to Karyn also

    I find your mere prescence here to be offensive, so your apology is accepted and sincerely appreciated. There....now we both feel better.
     
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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:54:50 (permalink)
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    It was suggested that I might be a "douche" for posting a thread upstairs but no one went so far as to say I was a *b__* so it flew right by the committee with no problems.

    I thought of you and smiled.


    Thank you so much! . When you said someone suggested you were a (you know) and you thought of me it brought  tears to my eyes. I hold my head up PROUD.


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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 11:58:52 (permalink)
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    well Bill you hurt my feelings by declining my invitation to collaborate on the VS100 contest, so there


    I THOUGHT I COULDN'T ENTER CUZ I"VE BEEN BANNED BEFORE! WHAT INVITATION? WHAT VS100 CONTEST? WHAT AUTOSNAP? WHAT SONAR X-1C?

    I sir would be honoured to collaborate with you in any contest!!!

    Does your sister's friend still think I'm cute?

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:01:07 (permalink)
    I find your mere prescence here to be offensive

    Randy -  Thanks.. I do feel better!

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:03:36 (permalink)
    p.s.  I'm NOT the one in the F*&kin Great shirt...

    Karyn - I cannot tell you in words how relieved I Am!

    P.S. You should have your cowbell with you at all times!

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:06:44 (permalink)
    P.S. You should have your cowbell with you at all times!
    To warn people?

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:12:41 (permalink)
    Karyn



    P.S. You should have your cowbell with you at all times!
    To warn people?

    No, to let people know you not "with the band" but that you are "in the band".


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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:16:03 (permalink)
    bapu


    Karyn



    P.S. You should have your cowbell with you at all times!
    To warn people?

    No, to let people know you not "with the band" but that you are "in the band".
    I tried that at the Rush gig recently but the bouncer simply said I looked nothin like Neil and please stop waisting his time...


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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:27:02 (permalink)
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    musicman100


    well Bill you hurt my feelings by declining my invitation to collaborate on the VS100 contest, so there


    Does your sister's friend still think I'm cute?




    She wants to see you with  you JUST wearing your guitar ...



    and not much else



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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:30:49 (permalink)
    I am deeply offended that I was not offended this month. I insist on being offended at the first possible opportunity.

    When yo momma said you can walk thru walls she meant use the door!


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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:32:57 (permalink)
    MM100 - Not much else is the problem just sayin

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:39:26 (permalink)
    In closing I honorably mention this;

    When Bapu and his
    vulture got on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

    NOW: BACK TO WORK!

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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 12:48:16 (permalink)
    I find your mention of work highly offensive.  I come here, sir, to escape the oppression and mindless drudgery that is my normal existence, not to be reminded of it!  I shall now meet with HR and report this act of mental cruelty at once!  More accurately, I'll schedule a meeting with an assistant, book a conference room, and wait.  But when that time comes, I shall sit in an empty conference room waiting for a "Sorry, I'm double-booked" email from the HR person.  You'll see.  Revenge is a dish best served ala mode, with chocolate and caramel drizzles and whipped cream.

    I did, however, wonder how you got that picture of me shoveling snow last winter.
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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 13:32:42 (permalink)
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    In closing I honorably mention this;

    When Bapu and his
    vulture got on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

    NOW: BACK TO WORK!



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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 14:03:14 (permalink)
    Another week, another bag of apologies...

    Hey Bapsi, looks like Bill's found another clever way to increase his post count, eh?

    (not that that matters of course!)

     
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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 14:06:58 (permalink)
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         Hey Bapsi, looks like Bill's found another clever way to increase his post count, eh?

    (not that that matters of course!)

    Maybe he bought my book. Becan: Does it really increase post count.


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    Re:Monthly Apologys 2011/06/13 14:14:43 (permalink)
    I must roundly protest, Mr U.B., your highly inappropriate timing in producing this thread.  

    Prior to reading its contents, I was contentedly enjoying a late breakfast of muesli, coffee, and conversation with my wife.  Upon noting the mention of carrion, I remembered I was undergoing becan withdrawal and proceeded to have an Existential Crisis of Shakespearean Proportions. 

    Now I shall have to seek spiritual direction from Brother Beagle, moderated by Brother Bouy, which will cost me everything.

    Dang you, sir!




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