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Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
I sometimes catch a low budget movie on Youtube. It saves me buying sleeping pills and my TV upstairs where I sleep doesn't have cable but has a wifi box so I end up watching Youtube a lot up there.
For some reason those low budget movies make me laugh. A few nights ago I was watching a real winner made in the 80's called "Naked Space". It's a scifi. In the movie a guy has just received the first body transplant that looks to be the body of a humanoid alien. He is wandering around and they ask him how it feels. He says something like this, " I feel great!!! only I have to go and I'm having trouble finding my pee pee". I don't know why I thought this was funny. The movie might have been lame but the script was hilarious( at least to me).
I'm supposed to go see that new scifi that just came out called "Gravity" tonight if the theatre isn't sold out. I don't go to the theatre very often and this will be in IMAX 3d. Can't wait! Anybody else catch this movie yet?
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 16:26:12
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When I read the title of this thread, I immediately flashed on a line delivered by Goldie Hawn (playing an aging actress) in First Wives Club:
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood; "Babe", "District Attorney", and "Driving Ms. Daisy."
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 16:34:49
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"That, is not my dog"
Possibly the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie theater.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 17:35:08
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rsp@odyssey.net
"That, is not my dog"
Possibly the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie theater.
Me too. I forget which Pink Panther movie that was in.
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paulo
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 17:59:25
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rsp@odyssey.net
"That, is not my dog"
Old55
Me too.
I agree...for those who don't know......
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 18:08:15
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Always good stuff.  I thought it was especially interesting that the video was interrupted by a Google ad wanting me to "Buy SONAR X3 Today" though.
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yorolpal
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 18:25:21
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Practically any line from "Dr. Strangelove" or most any line delivered by Dudley Moore or John Gielgud in "Arthur". For instance: "a real woman could stop you from drinking." "It'd have to be a really big woman."
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paulo
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 18:33:35
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yorolpal
most any line delivered by Dudley Moore or John Gielgud in "Arthur".
Heh, heh......yeah, must watch that again someday
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 18:44:00
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'I seen you, up there..prancin' like a t*t...you want workin' on boy..''
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 19:39:41
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 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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dmbaer
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 20:03:34
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yorolpal
Practically any line from "Dr. Strangelove"
Gentlemen, don't fight! This is the war room! [or something along those lines]
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 20:04:01
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Too many great ones to remember. How about: Brian: What will they do to me? Ben the Prisoner: Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixion. Brian: CRUCIFIXION? Ben the Prisoner: Yeah, first offense. or Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Attendee: Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! or Adam: What are your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 20:12:42
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"We're on a mission from God."
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 20:20:16
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The way you're lollygaggin around with those picks and those shovels, you'd think it was a hunnerd n twenty degrees! Cain't be more than a hunnerd n fourteen.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 21:48:50
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☄ Helpfulby Mystic38 2013/10/17 09:04:59
S'cus me while I whip this out.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 21:50:14
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"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous many times."
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Leadfoot
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 22:00:43
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How 'bout s'more beans Mr. Taggert?
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Old55
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/11 22:09:48
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/12 13:22:59
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'Was this the guy you saw?' (holding up severed toe)
'No..he seemed taller..'
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/12 13:36:04
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"I went to a play once where these guys were running around with bags on their heads, but other than that they were completely naked. I kept thinking I recognized one of them. But it was hard to tell since he had such a small part." -Blanche from the Golden Girls
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/12 13:42:17
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Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl : We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/12 14:03:52
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yorolpal
Practically any line from "Dr. Strangelove" or most any line delivered by Dudley Moore or John Gielgud in "Arthur".
For instance: "a real woman could stop you from drinking."
"It'd have to be a really big woman."
PC and DM ... the movie you want to see is their original "Bedazzled" which is phenomenal and the lines are unreal. And their takes on advertising (check out the ending with Saint Peter being omnipotent), or liars, or reality ... are magnificent. The best one is ... "everything I ever told you is a lie, including that!" The rest is up to you to hear and see! Even the music is fabulous in it!
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/12 14:27:56
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There was an "original" Bedazzled? Didn't know that. 
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 06:55:24
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I just watched the "Ref" again last night.
"Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding!"
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 12:43:42
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 13:11:38
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Anything Python. He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.
 All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 13:35:56
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Was that a frank or a bean?
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 14:30:13
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bitflipper
Anything Python. He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.
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Re: Most Hilarious Movie Lines....
2013/10/13 14:32:04
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craigb
Was that a frank or a bean?
heh, heh........my favourite film of all I think :)
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