space_cowboy
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Most ridiculous VST ideas
Virtual Kazoo?
Virtual Washboard?
Washtub bass?
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Lay In Wait
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:07:22
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Jonbouy
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:11:45
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:13:02
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jinga8
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:14:53
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A "Virtual" virtual synth. You play it by controlling a character who plays the virtual synth. Kind of like World of World of Warcraft.
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cryophonik
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:50:06
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EWQL Voices of Roseanne? 
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Jonbouy
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 21:53:57
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EWQL Voices of Roseanne?  It does have that EWQL ring to the title. So what's extra in the 'Gold' edition?
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Fog
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 22:20:32
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space_cowboy propellerheads already did an april fools joke.. hhm must be a few years back it was for a accordian sound pack if I recall.. even made up the video for it etc.hehe I did ask them to do virtual kazoo + bagpipes  haha cryophonik quality , I haven't heard of her in years (maybe if shes got a bad singing voice thats not a bad thing? ) Jon , but who would they have for the UK equivalent hhmm
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jinga8
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 22:24:06
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So what's extra in the 'Gold' edition? The outputs are permanently muted.  This is why she is famous (musically, at least)...
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cryophonik
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 22:26:35
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ORIGINAL: Fog
...maybe if shes got a bad singing voice...
Oh yeah, you guys across the pond probably don't get the joke: http://roseannenation.ytmnd.com/ 1990 baseball game National Anthem - caused a pretty big controversy.
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Jonbouy
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 22:34:31
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ORIGINAL: cryophonik
ORIGINAL: Fog
...maybe if shes got a bad singing voice...
Oh yeah, you guys across the pond probably don't get the joke:
http://roseannenation.ytmnd.com/
1990 baseball game National Anthem - caused a pretty big controversy.
She does actually spread this far, bless her.
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Jonbouy
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 22:41:01
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ORIGINAL: Fog
Jon , but who would they have for the UK equivalent hhmm
OK then, How about the David Van Day and Timmy Mallet auto harmonizator. Guaranteed to remove any shred of coolness from your tracks. Complete with bonus Jordan and Peter Andre mode. 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2009/01/31 22:45:48
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Oaf_Topik
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/01/31 23:45:28
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I'm using The Hasselhoff LE VSTi. Anyone using the full version? I hear "Drunk Mode" is a lot of fun...
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Dave King
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 01:53:58
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Tambourine or Hand Claps.
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Fog
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 07:16:20
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I'm using The Hasselhoff LE VSTi. Anyone using the full version? I hear "Drunk Mode" is a lot of fun...
it's an easy thing to pick on the hoff when I want to wind up my friend in Germany.. that or Scooter anyway . Hoff sold shed loads of records in Germany. although thankfully his music is far removed from either. Jon.. you mean the infamous http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s it hurts my ears!!! make it stop!!! nooooo!!!! Mr Van Day.. hhmm after what he did with regard to the whole "bucks fizz" thing... he doesn't come across as a very nice person.. Dollar.. 1 or 2 songs? no wonder he was trying to use the bucks fizz name since they were better. Rosanne singing.... + jordan etc.. jeez maybe I might have a hope of selling some records with my bad voice..haha
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Crg
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 09:11:54
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The USB Mr. Microphone vocalizer VST. Comes with hair gel.
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 11:09:35
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Tiny Tim emulator. The extended version comes with ukulele VSTi.
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foxwolfen
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 11:20:15
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A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing, while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything. Composers Forum
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The Maillard Reaction
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 12:03:16
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Lay In Wait
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 12:15:03
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I'm using The Hasselhoff LE VSTi. Anyone using the full version? I hear "Drunk Mode" is a lot of fun...
Yes "Drunk Mode" is really something special, just take it easy on the cheeseburger knob, it can make a real mess of your track. LOL
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Jonbouy
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 12:30:44
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ORIGINAL: Lay In Wait
I'm using The Hasselhoff LE VSTi. Anyone using the full version? I hear "Drunk Mode" is a lot of fun...
Yes "Drunk Mode" is really something special, just take it easy on the cheeseburger knob, it can make a real mess of your track. LOL
+1 Drunk Mode with the 'Leather One Piece' wrapper takes into another dimension too. You can often play into the strengths of Overdriving the Cheeseburger knob by doubling up with the Jim Steinman 'Subtle Orchestral Hits' library which of course adds the tonal colour of playing in thick banks of fog generated by overuse of a smoke machine. For the final cherry on the top, a must have is the 'Little Feat Quarter Note Cowbell' emulator. Now Sonar users REALLY needn't 'Fear the Reaper'! Be warned though, this combination is guaranteed to give you cult status in Germany AND Japan!
post edited by Jonbouy - 2009/02/01 12:34:09
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jimmyman
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 12:35:24
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Cher simulater
oh wait a minute they allready have one for that dont they?
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 15:27:45
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Don't forget Cakewalk's own April Fools ad for the Talent plugin.
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jacktheexcynic
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 15:59:06
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 16:42:22
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Arm fart simulator.
I'd buy one... Or two - for stereo enhancement
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John
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 20:05:29
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Hey what about the cow bell VSTi. More cow bell please! I must say its hard to beat pure warm analog silence though. Can't do without it. Beats digital silence hands down.
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Oaf_Topik
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/01 23:00:59
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Here are a couple of my favs:
Rupture, the worlds heaviest VST.
And,
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Fog
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/02 10:14:56
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Steve.. very heavy metal. as you put in the genre..
so will be expecting a collection of assorted ones in a sound pack?
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inmazevo
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RE: Most ridiculous VST ideas
2009/02/02 13:11:03
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minesweeper... for those bored moments.
You could automate it, and just watch the mines explode... but when you win... something cool will happen (don't know what).
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