My Apolo Apology

1st I must apologize for going upstairs. We all know why 
 
I apologize for starting a Fred. Any Fred. We all know why 
 
I apologize to Karyn for showing my true side. We all know why 
 
I apologized for letting the evil BB change my name and say those things I said
 
I apologize for posting a picture of Dave when he was too young to shave and had to pencil in his moustashe
 
I apologize for giving Steve lines to use for picking up women
 
I apologized for not knowing how dress myself
 
I apologize to the Mother Country for saying drawring. I was just trying to fit in 
 
I apologize for having an apology list that could go on for days so I Am just going to stop now 
 
P.S. I forgot to apologize to all the Wimps out there for falsely claiming I was a professional 

Thanks Bill.

bayoubill
Someone planted some weed in my yard and for a brief moment, it lit on fire. I lost my brain to evil bayoubill, alias pistolpeter. I Am fine now. Thank you for responding to my Fred. It means a lot 

Drugged.

I prefer the title "Professional Wimp"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
but professional apologiser is cool.