My Apology Leak

I apologize for getting much under the influence and playing my guitar. That wasn't so bad but then I recorded it 
I apologize for playing the guitar all wrong. You'd think by now I would figure out the right way to do it.
I apologize for asking the same questions more than once because I couldn't remember asking the first time
I apologize for going upstairs....again
I apologize for temporarily having fleas ( I now have the right kind of shampoo)
I apologize for teasing CH'ers with my wonderful chili and not sharing
 
I feel better now

AND I apologize for not being able to spail 

I'm curious about something. Who granted BayouBill permission to feel better?
 
Oh no, Mr. Bill. I'm afraid you'll have to fill out this form in triplicate to apply for an opportunity to requisition the forms required to request a hearing to submit your application for the clearance necessary to inquire about the theoretical existence of the specific make and model of the one and only approved Montblanc pen which may be utilized to complete the forms required to request a meeting with the committee who will assign a series of heroic tasks which must be performed successfully at exactly 12:17 AM on the fifth February 29 of the century in order to petition the board to authorize a memo ordering the consideration of your name in a galactic lottery where the winner will be granted a brief window of time to perfectly dance the 43rd movement of the Unwritten Symphony and, thereby receive the proper form to beg for the opportunity to feel better.
 
We have a bureaucracy for a reason, you know. 

UbiquitousBubba
I'm curious about something. Who granted BayouBill permission to feel better?
 
Oh no, Mr. Bill. I'm afraid you'll have to fill out this form in triplicate to apply for an opportunity to requisition the forms required to request a hearing to submit your application for the clearance necessary to inquire about the theoretical existence of the specific make and model of the one and only approved Montblanc pen which may be utilized to complete the forms required to request a meeting with the committee who will assign a series of heroic tasks which must be performed successfully at exactly 12:17 AM on the fifth February 29 of the century in order to petition the board to authorize a memo ordering the consideration of your name in a galactic lottery where the winner will be granted a brief window of time to perfectly dance the 43rd movement of the Unwritten Symphony and, thereby receive the proper form to beg for the opportunity to feel better.
 
We have a bureaucracy for a reason, you know. 
 

WOW! just WOW!

bayoubill

craigb

Where's my avatar??!

OMG! This is KILLING me! NOW I have 2 great Avatars and can't use either one! Thanks Craig and Steve but                 

Bill, I was able to change my avatar pretty easily. I just downloaded a pic that was (I think) less than 200x200 to my desktop and then used that.
What problems are you having in changing your avatar? 

I must  assume I Am Semi Banned 

Nothing works Craig. I Am Cursed me and Rain

Yes

I think maybe I'm being told I Am not wanted here ... yes ?
 
 
Would a Moderator know?

jimusic

UbiquitousBubba
I'm curious about something. Who granted BayouBill permission to feel better?
 
Oh no, Mr. Bill. I'm afraid you'll have to fill out this form in triplicate to apply for an opportunity to requisition the forms required to request a hearing to submit your application for the clearance necessary to inquire about the theoretical existence of the specific make and model of the one and only approved Montblanc pen which may be utilized to complete the forms required to request a meeting with the committee who will assign a series of heroic tasks which must be performed successfully at exactly 12:17 AM on the fifth February 29 of the century in order to petition the board to authorize a memo ordering the consideration of your name in a galactic lottery where the winner will be granted a brief window of time to perfectly dance the 43rd movement of the Unwritten Symphony and, thereby receive the proper form to beg for the opportunity to feel better.
 
We have a bureaucracy for a reason, you know. 

Haha!  
 
Love it!
 
Perhaps this is the motivation I've been waiting for to finally go ahead & change my shoe-laced running shoes to simple velcro ones -
- you know to reduce the weight on the already over-burdened bureaucratic system.

Great idea!  But first you have to start with this form...