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My Neighbor (SOLVED)
I was outside playing my guitar when a beautiful woman came walking up. I recognized her as one of my neighbors cept' way better looking than any of the others. She said she plays keyboards and sings. She then asked if I could give her lessons. Yes I said ! Anytime! I went to her house and checked her equipment out. Nice! Her keyboard was OK too and a Yamaha. We spoke for a while and she took my number. I Am still waiting by the phone!
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 13:33:35
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............... a beautiful woman came walking up. .............better looking than any of the others. She then asked if I could give her lessons. Yes I said !
Anytime! I went to her house and checked her equipment out. Nice!
(reading between the lines)..... Well done and congrats Bill!! 
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 14:49:22
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I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN! I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear" WHA?!? I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 14:55:36
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I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN!
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear" WHA?!? I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since
Wuz that a Freudian slip???
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 15:23:57
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I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN!
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear" WHA?!? I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since
Cool stuff too have happen "GUITARZAN " , I hope it works out for you . Kenny
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 15:31:29
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bayoubill
I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN!
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear" WHA?!? I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since
Wuz that a Freudian slip???
She wasn't wearing a dress. She was wearing sweat pants and t-shirt. I didn't see anything else  though I did catch myself staring at her t-shirt logo. I feel like Beetlejuice I Am looking forward to teaching her to sing. I can tell it's been a long time
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 15:37:35
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Well, there you go HamnEgz......she wasn't wearing a dress, no slip. 
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 15:39:31
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 16:43:58
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I want to hold on to this illusion as long as possible! In my mind to pretend, ponder, and/or daydream of really being a guitarzan!
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 19:31:44
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I woke up  in my recliner
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 19:32:27
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Bill, I spoke to her also. she said your tuning was completely perfect with your verbiage, she said it had a bit of age to it, but it was something she could handle never the less, she also said that if you took her in your arms she would give you her undying love forever and ever!!! From what little I can remember her last name was Telecaster, and her first name was Fender!
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 19:56:30
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Hey "GUITARZAN " Be real nice to your new neighbor lady friend because this may turnout too be her daughter  Kenny
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Re: My Neighbor
2016/06/23 20:05:27
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