bayoubill
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My Suckth Cup Runth Over
Yep. About 60-75 people had to endure my singing tonite.  Fortunately the tip jar was full when we was done  and we was done. now I need a nurse  P.S. what's really bad is I Am ugly too ....maybe that explains the tip jar 
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/11 02:00:11
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2015/01/11 20:30:00
You are too hard on yourself.
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/11 13:19:10
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You need a bigger cup then.
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/11 20:30:24
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spacealf
You need a bigger cup then.
To go with the right kind of supporter.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/12 08:52:08
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/01/13 03:00:36
craigb
spacealf
You need a bigger cup then.
To go with the right kind of supporter.
Is he now an honourary member in Club Moobs?
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 12:43:55
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☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2015/01/15 13:26:04
I'd get a bigger tip jar and say, "I won't stop singing till this sucker is running over." 
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 13:02:59
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/01/15 13:26:34
It also might help to give it a warning shake, and then announce that it looks like you'll have to sing "Wild Horses" until the jar is full. The next couple of passes through the song, slide up to the notes a little more than usual.
It's like Audio Dentistry without the Novocaine.
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bayoubill
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 13:39:24
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This could evolve into something I never thought of! Restaurants! They're trying to eat so they WILL pay more. That's explains a lot about the last gig. Unfortunately the next gig the patrons may be intoxicated and not care so I need coffee made. Casinos won't work either so Restaurants is the key to it all! ha haha haha HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 14:45:13
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FYI,
If the restaurant in question features a drive through, your earning potential may be somewhat less than desired. In that case, parking in front of the drive through window may get some attention.
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 15:23:53
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UbiquitousBubba
FYI,
If the restaurant in question features a drive through, your earning potential may be somewhat less than desired. In that case, parking in front of the drive through window may get some attention.
Not to worry......Scooter has been working there full time.
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/15 16:16:50
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True. Blocking their drive through window may increase sales.
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bayoubill
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/16 01:31:18
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I have good news! I no longer Am singing 5 of the 14 songs I was assigned. Thank goodness they came to their senses and took off tunes like Cupid Shuffle. However I Am still being used for audio Dentistry as needed
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/16 08:11:27
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/01/16 12:47:19
Just tell yourself that your job is to make the other singers sound better by comparison. Thanks to your skills, the crowd will enjoy a much deeper appreciation for the others.
After singing, nod to the next vocalist and say, "You're welcome."
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Re: My Suckth Cup Runth Over
2015/01/16 09:33:45
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It's like reverse psychology with a circular twist.
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