bapu
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My body wants to become a socialist.
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.
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bayoubill
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/07 16:58:28
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/07 17:09:52
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/03/07 17:27:30
My body is more of an anarchist. 
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/07 17:19:12
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I'm in the same boat*.
Been scrawny my whole life.
Been force feeding myself lately on doctorb's orders (the extra b is for Bargain!).
Getting one of those silly looking lamo skinny guy poucho guts/spare tires.
WHY can't the food migrate up to my chesticles and shoulders... at least a little?!
I'd even accept it shifting to the area where an arse should be.
*Edit: Rereading the OP... mayhaps my body is gonna vote for Trump.
Can it do that? The rest of me is Canadian.
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/07 18:48:24
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*Pfft...* I'm in great shape! (Round is a shape.)
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 09:42:21
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bapu
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.
Time for a daily walk and some exercise! You can always practice the bass along the walk?
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 12:54:31
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My body was invaded and snatched by the phat mafia..... 
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:09:45
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☄ Helpfulby tlw 2016/03/09 10:11:26
''I have a body like a dropped lasagne''
- Frankie Boyle
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:35:32
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/03/08 13:57:58
Edited in a selfless act of self-censorship ... with apologies to all
post edited by BobF - 2016/03/08 15:26:49
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:44:00
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Hi,
Actually it's worst than half the sign, but even in that world (and this was the case in Portugal with our family) there are many that think they are above the law and they love to apply the rules ... but not to themselves. It never was "socialism" and it was always a joke, and in some cases, it was a cover for some kind of Bertolucci dung!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:45:48
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/03/08 14:38:42
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:49:53
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☄ Helpfulby tlw 2016/03/09 10:11:50
Mesh
Till you guys run out of my money ... (signed Trump) ... is what that sign should say! That would be much funnier and enjoyable ... and we would be cackling from here to Timbuktu!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 13:54:13
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Oh good. We're going "there".
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:25:43
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/08 14:54:29
You know, I almost didn't post the half sign. I knew better, but considering the OP and the fact that ...
Never mind. Sorry. I apologize profusely ...
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:27:51
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Yeah....me ran with it too......let's focus back on the topic at hand.....Bapu's body.......uhmmmm never mind.
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:35:45
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Yeah, I'm sorry for pointing it out too. You guys know I lurvs ya and I understand the stress of the upcoming poltical shizzleshow (well... I guess it's in progress).
Just cranky about other stuff and contemplating how in debt I'd be right now without our Canucker socialism in regards to healthcare.
Well... I wouldn't be in debt. I'd have eaten a bullet by now.
And yes... this of course is about Bapu's body. His sexy, sexy body.
*cue wonderwoman Pshop*
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:46:50
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What if we fixed the stupidity of the cost of health care, health insurance, and insurance in THIS country .....too late never mind ..when I go there I fall down
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:47:43
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P. S. And yes... this of course is about Bapu's body. His sexy, sexy body.
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:49:02
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/08 18:08:51
I'm too sexy for this Fred...
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 14:54:25
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bapu
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.
In the likes of Caitlyn Jenner, the gnu ewe wants to be a Bapulin Alembic Anemic?
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 15:03:32
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☄ Helpfulby tlw 2016/03/09 10:12:29
bayoubill
What if we fixed the stupidity of the cost of health care, health insurance, and insurance in THIS country .....too late
never mind ..when I go there I fall down
I've spent the past decade interacting with my American friends on the intertubes. It drives me BONKERS hearing about health tragedies that could have otherwise been avoided if it weren't for a stupid things like money and/or politics. You deserve better. Not that our system is perfect by any means though but this past week did not result in me getting a bill for... well IDK how much it would have been but probably at least few thousand bucks. I hope you're healing up nice and good Billy 'o' the Bayou. Cheers.
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 17:01:23
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Why don't we have a federal high risk pool..then everyone's happy!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 18:28:28
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/03/08 18:53:33
Warning about doing what your body wants 
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 18:38:57
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Dude! You're gonna' burn in hell for that
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/08 19:46:57
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......or be on Santa's naughty list.
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/09 08:02:21
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The only acceptable form of elected Government is: One Man, One Vote.
I'm the man and I've got the vote :-D
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/09 11:11:09
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BobF
Dude! You're gonna' burn in hell for that
Heck ... he'll become the poster for .... never mind!
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/09 11:32:41
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bapu
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.
I think the shifting of your adipose tissue is truly a capitalist phenomenon better interpreted in terms of Reaganomics. The math, involving your BMI and the gravitational constant, shows your body's transformation arising from supply side or trickle-down economic policies.
post edited by quantumeffect - 2016/03/09 12:29:34
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/09 11:42:17
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☼ Best Answerby bapu 2016/03/09 17:48:54
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bapu
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.
I think the shifting of you adipose tissue is truly a capitalist phenomenon better interpreted in terms of Reaganomics. The math, involving your BMI and the gravitational constant, shows your body's transformation arising from supply side or trickle-down economic policies.
Oooooo.....he just called you fat. 
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Re: My body want to become a socialist.
2016/03/09 22:16:57
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/09 23:42:51
Beepster
*cue wonderwoman Pshop*
Sorry for the delay, I was out of town for a couple of days! Here you go.  
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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