bayoubill
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My lifetime Membership IS NO Longer Lifetime OR it's Making A Prediction Of My Demise!
My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!
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☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2016/11/29 16:37:22
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My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!
1. at least it's not on Christmas Day 2037! 2. BECAN!
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/11/29 16:36:46
I am thinking that I might not worry about 2037 until about mid way through 2036. Becan sounds good though!
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At least Bacon doesnt expire
or does it?
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Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
or does it?
It doesn't have time to expire at my place 
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2016/11/30 06:46:05
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What is the life expectancy of a Becan?
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Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
or does it?
It doesn't have time to expire at my place
expire? it doesn't even have time to get cold in the fridge!
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/11/30 13:23:39
Becan is already expired else it would run away.
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/11/30 13:24:01
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My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!
It's kind of both "Lifetime" AND a "prediction of [your] demise" (remember: one's "lifetime" is generally coterminous with one's demise [the undead and Paris Hilton excepted]). But relax: you're in good company. All of us will be joining you in your final swan-dive on that date. A little used feature in Sonar is the Apocalyptic Prophetic Monitor (and this one goes to "11"). It only shows up on the credit screen and almost no one notices it (most people leave before the credit screen, but this was co-authored by Marvel, so one really should hang around). APM enables Sonar to accurately predict the end of the world (within a fortnight or so). Just think of all the money you'll save on Christmas presents that year.
post edited by outland144k - 2016/11/30 16:17:59
“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless. 
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Wow, do you guys really think that any of us will still be here in 2037? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Some of our remains will be. No one really wanted to come down here and tidy up. It's pretty messy.
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Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
or does it?
Yes, it does. Check the package, and anyone getting caught selling some of it past some dates, can lose their ability to sell meat altogether! Meats, are probably the most regulated food in the market!
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I once upon a long time ago had a summer job in a branch of a well-known, reputable UK supermarket chain.
The sliced-while-you-wait sides of bacon arrived wrapped in dirty sacking that had seen better days. It would then be hung uncovered in a stockroom with no chilling or even air conditioning, just heating which was always on. And it was usually there a week or so nefore it was required.
Before it was put on display in the butchery counter's chilled display one of the less pleasant jobs was scraping and cutting away all the bits that were so bright green they glowed in the dark and the mushy, smelly bits. Then washing off the dirt.
The customers swore by that bacon. Massively in demand.
It put me off eating freshly-sliced bacon for years.
The same company used to send out frozen food in unchilled lorries, and "my" shop being at the end of the delivery run, it was often thoroughly thawed out by the time it reached us. Never mind, put it in the freezers last thing after the shop had closed, it would freeze overnight and the customers would never know....
Why the whole area wasn't a food-poisoning nightmare I will never know.
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outland144k
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Re: My lifetime Membership IS NO Longer Lifetime OR it's Making A Prediction Of My Demise!
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tlw
I once upon a long time ago had a summer job in a branch of a well-known, reputable UK supermarket chain.
The sliced-while-you-wait sides of bacon arrived wrapped in dirty sacking that had seen better days. It would then be hung uncovered in a stockroom with no chilling or even air conditioning, just heating which was always on. And it was usually there a week or so nefore it was required.
Before it was put on display in the butchery counter's chilled display one of the less pleasant jobs was scraping and cutting away all the bits that were so bright green they glowed in the dark and the mushy, smelly bits. Then washing off the dirt.
The customers swore by that bacon. Massively in demand.
It put me off eating freshly-sliced bacon for years.
The same company used to send out frozen food in unchilled lorries, and "my" shop being at the end of the delivery run, it was often thoroughly thawed out by the time it reached us. Never mind, put it in the freezers last thing after the shop had closed, it would freeze overnight and the customers would never know....
Why the whole area wasn't a food-poisoning nightmare I will never know.
I think I speak for us all (probably even Bill) : Yeccchhhh....
“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.
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☄ Helpfulby outland144k 2016/12/02 21:13:03
He puts the YUK in UK? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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