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My puerile British sense of humour...
Don't know why, but THIS ARTICLE had me in stitches. Is it a Brit thing, or am I just a kid who never grew up 
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 04:35:24
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Strummy,
Yes, it's puerile, lavatorial, vulgar - and hilarious !!! I wonder if the penalty was finally scored by a follow through on the second attempt !!!
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 04:41:46
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Man those refs are sticklers. What a hoot! Oh its soccer. Now I see. LOL.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 05:31:40
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'Ungentlemanly Conduct'? Had it been one of mine most people just exclaim 'foul', or if it's during a cricket match I'll normally hear some wag with a Ritchie Benaud voice simply stating 'That's runs!'...  Don't forget also that most refs talk out of their behind so he may have been clearer about what was actually 'said' than the rest of us would have been.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 05:46:05
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is it a Brit thing? nahh
I think everyone finds humour such things. Although of course we aren't supposed to..
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 08:02:48
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I thought the side article about the hundreds of tamil protesters threatening to throw themselves off a bridge into the thames was pretty funny too. I dunno, but that would seem to open all sort of possibilities for jokes about ****ed suicide terrorists.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 08:14:26
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ORIGINAL: foxwolfen
I dunno, but that would seem to open all sort of possibilities for jokes about ****ed suicide terrorists.
Question - are there any other sort? Good spot Steve! I think 5 Live aired this on Monday morning - in my pre-caffeine state I thought I'd misheard it. 
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 08:41:21
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And after the Schwalbe, the Brown Robin enters soccer jargon
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 09:45:41
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Rofl - liked the old avatar better. Strummy I still laugh when I see these and my family is from Inverness two generations back.   
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 10:21:51
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'Mr Brains' faggots are a good buy currently at £1 a pack, I love 'em with mushy peas and chips. Spotted Dick? Just cover it with hot custard and all the neighbours will crawl from the woodwork wanting some for dessert. Dunno what that stuff is at the bottom, must be some kind of Celtic delicacy or something they throw across a field for competition, mind you funny lot they are, the men even wear skirts.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 10:31:18
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Rofl - liked the old avatar better. Everybody is an art critic.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 12:15:05
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Don't know why, but THIS ARTICLE had me in stitches. Thing is though - HOW loud must it have been? Given that as the ball was kicked the opposition player would be 10 yards away...
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 14:45:40
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penalised That's funny. Should'nt it be penalized? Oh, wait.... that's a Brit thing.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 14:46:43
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Dunno what that stuff is at the bottom I definately do NOT want to know what those things are.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 14:53:08
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ORIGINAL: Jonbouy
Dunno what that stuff is at the bottom, must be some kind of Celtic delicacy or something they throw across a field for competition, mind you funny lot they are, the men even wear skirts.
Tell me about it.  They will insist on calling walls 'dykes' too, when any fule kno a dyke is a ditch.... . ..and Robby in 5...4...3...
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 14:54:50
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Mr. Brains, that's pretty sick, too. Scrapie-burger.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 15:42:34
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Mr. Brains, that's pretty sick, too. Scrapie-burger.
Absolutely shocking. I'd much rather have some lovely uierboord, with roll-mop herring and a pickled egg.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 16:16:48
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I'd much rather have some lovely uierboord, with roll-mop herring and a pickled egg. My favourites.  How often do you eat black pudding?
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 16:43:32
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 17:51:07
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ORIGINAL: SteveStrummerUK
Don't know why, but THIS ARTICLE had me in stitches.
Is it a Brit thing, or am I just a kid who never grew up
Maybe it sounded like one of them pc's last breath, can imagine he missed the goal Regards, Alex BTW: like your avatar!
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/07 23:06:28
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ORIGINAL: Jonbouy
Dunno what that stuff is at the bottom, must be some kind of Celtic delicacy or something they throw across a field for competition, mind you funny lot they are, the men even wear skirts.
Around these here parts you kind have to be careful of finding these on the menu 
post edited by Doc_Hollingsworth - 2009/04/07 23:14:09
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 08:27:25
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ORIGINAL: Doc_Hollingsworth
ORIGINAL: Jonbouy
Dunno what that stuff is at the bottom, must be some kind of Celtic delicacy or something they throw across a field for competition, mind you funny lot they are, the men even wear skirts.
Around these here parts you kind have to be careful of finding these on the menu
You're obviously talking bullocks there Doc  HOMER likes 'em though!!
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 10:07:20
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But Terrence and Phillip are Canadian ?
I thought they popularized fart humor (humour) in its modern form?
Now you tell me that this is really British ?? Just one more thing the Colonialists like to take credit for I guess.
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 15:30:54
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You're obviously talking bullocks there Doc
HOMER likes 'em though!!
My take is that it ranks right up there with stuffed goat bladder, and a few other things that just kind of make you think, "Why in the world would anyone in their right mind eat that?
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 15:57:56
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is that 3rd pic in space_cowboy's post HAGGIS?
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 16:26:00
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yep Beagle... quite literally boil in the bag..lol
never cooked one myself, I guess it takes hours
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 16:34:01
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is that 3rd pic in space_cowboy's post HAGGIS? Yes, let's ask CW to change that forum header into: No politics, no religion, no haggis. You have my vote.
post edited by Roflcopter - 2009/04/08 16:40:48
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 16:49:25
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Rofl.. and that other plate of food from errm either Germany / Austria that just don't look so appealing , although I'm sure tastes wonderful
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 16:56:00
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actually I like haggis - or modern Americanized version anyway - I've never had haggis actually cooked in intestines before...
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RE: My puerile British sense of humour...
2009/04/08 17:05:31
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