My top nominee in the Stupidest Lyrics contest

Kid Rock. The fact that he was able to make this mess without using any f-bombs is its only redeeming factor.
 
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Kill Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang
All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

What
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love, and for the hate
And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bapuocricy.

In the interest of accelerating Humanity's descent down the drain, have we determined for certain what the fox says?

UbiquitousBubba
In the interest of accelerating Humanity's descent down the drain, have we determined for certain what the fox says?

Moo?
 
Dammit! I KNOW this! Stoopid, stoopid, STOOPID... *repeatedly smacks self in the face*

 
''Are we human, or are we dancer?''
 

Am I to assume there are no Juggalo's on the Cakewalk forum discussion's webpage forum?

I once heard a song where this was the only verse (repeated):
Oooh baby baby
Who's my baby baby
You're my baby baby
Baby.
 
I can't think of dumber lyrics ever pressed to disc.

Fox yeah!!!

I might have to nominate "I Don't Care Anymore" by Phil Collins, because if he didn't really care, why bother writing a song about it?  After the first few minutes of hearing him scream how he doesn't care any more, he seems to betray the point he is making.
 
 

craigb
Hey Magic, is that bridge pickup in your avatar a normal humbucker turned on angle or a pickup wired to be put in diagonally?

Looks like a Gibson Nighthawk.  
http://www.gibson.com/Pro...ighthawk-Standard.aspx

UbiquitousBubba
It's okay. Relax. It's all part of the plan. With every passing generation, vocabulary shrinks and common sense grows increasingly rare. As our language skills devolve into grunting and our club wielding prowess increases, a certain percentage of the population will descend into caves. Future historians will call these creatures, "survivors." Well, they will once they learn how to communicate again. We're not really sure what ends up happening to those who stubbornly clung to the exterior of the planet. The roaches aren't telling us.

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird bird bird bird
B-bird's the word oh well-a bird bird bird
Bird is a word oh well-a bird bird bird
Well-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird bird…
 

My vote goes to...."Who let the dogs out...woof, woof, woof."