UbiquitousBubba
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:02:00
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I hear you, Beagle. I remember. Silliness was considered to be a good thing.
But now...now that we have awoken from the nightmare known as "fun", we are free to watch the seconds crawl past in somber, mournful, and hopeless despair. The future stretches out before us, bleak, empty, vast and pointless. "Abandon all silliness, ye who enter here." Naught awaits us now but a dark and venomous silence. Patient and cruel, it swallows its victims slowly, salivating over every despairing inch of doomed flesh. Alone and forgotten, we ease into the muck, vanishing in quiet insignificance. Even the breeze fails, utterly convinced of its own pointless existence until all else has faded away in the hanging gloom. Entropy ascends, sneering in disdain upon the wasteland formerly known as the Coffee House.
Have a Joyless Day. Just Sirius...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:10:54
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Beagle
LOL - although I had to look up what a "lorry" was!
Maybe I should have used "semi" instead... I don't expect that's got another meaning over there 
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craigb
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:14:18
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Beagle
LOL - although I had to look up what a "lorry" was!
Maybe I should have used "semi" instead...
I don't expect that's got another meaning over there
Are you being semi-serious?
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Ham N Egz
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:17:28
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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craigb
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:19:18
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musicman100
seminal....
Of the two definitions, I can guess which one Steve will gravitate to...
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:33:45
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craigb
musicman100
seminal....
Of the two definitions, I can guess which one Steve will gravitate to...
That has to be the worst image put in my head since hearing James Blunt singing about the wise men by the sea
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:50:32
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There's no need for it you know.
I'm no longer a merchant of smut.
Or even cheeky innuendo.
Oh no...
It's very hard.
And I'm doing my best to get a grip on it.
But that's enough about my penis, now let's discuss my double entendres.
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:54:30
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SteveStrummerUK
It's very hard.
And I'm doing my best to get a grip on it.
But that's enough about my penis, now let's discuss my double entendres.
Is that what you're calling John T and Plummy these days ?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:57:17
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 How rude.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 17:58:23
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In fact, how very rude...
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:04:19
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SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them... But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:16:30
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paulo
SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them...
But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
In Strammy's case that would pen(is)....
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Beagle
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:21:36
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SteveStrummerUK
There's no need for it you know.
I'm no longer a merchant of smut.
Or even cheeky innuendo.
Oh no...
It's very hard.
And I'm doing my best to get a grip on it.
But that's enough about my penis, now let's discuss my double entendres.
Robby? is that you?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:21:58
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paulo
SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them...
But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I think nobody will understand that. Maybe Simon Le Bon, Eric Clapton would. etc.........
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:25:50
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SteveStrummerUK
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them...
But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I think nobody will understand that.
Maybe Simon Le Bon, Eric Clapton would.
etc.........
You shouldn't be so hard on the ability of other people to comprehend
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:28:36
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paulo
SteveStrummerUK
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them...
But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I think nobody will understand that.
Maybe Simon Le Bon, Eric Clapton would.
etc.........
You shouldn't be so hard on the ability of other people to comprehend
I'm starving, and fancy a small portion of cheese. If you have a Baby Bel, lend it to me will you.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:35:33
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Hurry up Paul, what are you up to old bean?
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:37:48
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2013/09/17 19:23:46
SteveStrummerUK
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
In fact, how very rude...
They're just words. There's no harm in them...
But then again, it is often said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I think nobody will understand that.
Maybe Simon Le Bon, Eric Clapton would.
etc.........
You shouldn't be so hard on the ability of other people to comprehend
I'm starving, and fancy a small portion of cheese.
If you have a Baby Bel, lend it to me will you.
I'm afraid I don't have any for you. My German flatmate has some on his shelf in the fridge, but he's not good at sharing. He's written Helmut cheese in big letters on the wrapper.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:40:34
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Ah, your German friend Helmut.
Does he still have an afro?
I know you like them curly Herrs.
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:45:17
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SteveStrummerUK
Ah, your German friend Helmut.
Does he still have an afro?
I know you like them curly Herrs.
No, he's totally bald and only has one eye. Despite this he is incredibly vein.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:49:16
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Good job all Straummy can do is chortle.
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craigb
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:52:22
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Maybe Paulo would like to see a one-eared elephant Steve?
(Unless you're afraid he might confuse the trunk for a peanut?)
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:52:57
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SteveStrummerUK
Good job all Straummy can do is chortle.
Phew, I thought you were gonna keep it up all night.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:54:35
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That was a test. Especially for you.
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craigb
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:58:43
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paulo
SteveStrummerUK
Good job all Straummy can do is chortle.
Phew, I thought you were gonna keep it up all night.
After four hours the forum software displays a "You have exceeded the amount of time for your post" message and directs him to get medical attention right away (something I never understood unless the nurses were cute). 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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paulo
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 18:59:59
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Ok that's good then. You win. I don't wanna be foreskin you to miss your beauty sleep.
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craigb
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 19:02:17
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paulo
Ok that's good then. You win. I don't wanna be foreskin you to miss your beauty sleep.
Good advice under the right circumcisions.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 19:23:56
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How do you circumsize a whale? Foreskin divers.
How do you circumsize someone from Norfolk? Kick his goat in the chin.
Why are Arabian people uncircumsized? So they have a place to keep their gum during sandstorms.
How do you circumsize a leper? Shake him.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re: OK guys, we need to STOP being silly
2013/09/17 19:28:03
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craigb
How do you circumsize a leper? Shake him.
3rd best joke by CRAIG B(ITHRLP) EVAH!!!!
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