bayoubill
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OMG! My X Wife
I turned my X wife gay!    I hear Her girlfriend has moved into her house with her. As usual I Am the last to know but it Shurely explains a LOT! This doesn't help my confidence very much  Maybe the pretty vocalist will come back for more lessons. Come to think of it why would she want vocal lessons from a guy that can barely talk? Am I going to turn her gay too? 
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/13 21:39:03
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Now I Am wondering was she gay before we were married or did I turn her that way? This is so confusing
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/13 22:53:41
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You may be giving yourself too much or too little credit there Bill, ol pal.
These things have a way of just figuring themselves out. Pick em.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 08:02:03
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/09/14 09:10:17
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Now I Am wondering was she gay before we were married or did I turn her that way? This is so confusing
Before, almost certainly. I hope I put you straight on that. (best answer?)
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 08:53:00
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☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2016/09/14 13:12:00
Who care's? She's your Ex now!
Mooo onto better pastures Bill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 09:04:13
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☄ Helpfulby Slugbaby 2016/09/14 10:01:21
there's absolutely no reason to doubt yourself - that's completely her life and the way she's made, not yours! obviously at one time she was into YOU or she wouldn't have married you. it's her desires which have changed the circumstances. you had nothing to do with making her "cross over" - completely her decisions.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 09:09:02
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Funny, my ex-wife nearly turned ME gay! Nearly. 
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 09:09:44
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What Beags said ^^^.....(sorry Bill, didn't mean to be insensitive, just wasn't sure if you were serious or not).
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/09/14 13:06:34
Bill, I'd be more worried about what you're doing to me.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/09/14 11:42:10
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Bill, I'd be more worried about what you're doing to me my post count.
fixed.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 11:29:10
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Bill, I'd be more worried about what you're doing to me my post count.
fixed.
I must be backwards ... I actually had a very good relationship with a woman that was gay ... and it wasn't a problem when things ended, and I have no idea if she still is or not, being that she would be in her 60's now.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 11:30:29
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I don't thing age has anything to do with it Pedro.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 11:31:33
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I don't thing age has anything to do with it Pedro.
Only meant that I did not know if she stayed gay or not.
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 11:47:18
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Hi, 
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/09/14 13:07:26
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I don't thing age has anything to do with it Pedro.
Only meant that I did not know if she stayed gay or not.
So she may or may not be happy? Happiness is a warm gun? ZZ Top sez it's gun love? AC/DC is just shot down in flames KISS and heaven's on fire Doors want to light my fire Jerry Lee sez goodness gracious
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 12:44:25
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Moshkito
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I don't thing age has anything to do with it Pedro.
Only meant that I did not know if she stayed gay or not.
I think Pedro, that one is either gay, or not. It's not a lifestyle choice, or something that 'runs out' when you get to a certain age.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 12:46:06
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I'm going to regret that post, I just know it...especially the 'runs out' bit...
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 12:48:35
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Slugbaby
Funny, my ex-wife nearly turned ME gay!
Nearly.
call 911!! I can't breathe and my stomach hurts! Tears ! LOts of tears! hep me hep me
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 12:59:45
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You're all right! It's not MY fault she cleans carpets now. Her reasoning for marring me was an uncontrollable bodily urge to reproduce ......? ....Alrighy then....
After one of my concerts someone asked her about my playing and her response was "big deal, I can type".
So there ya go
Still, It gripes me she has the Avalon a huge lake house with a boat dock and I have her poodle(which I Am very happy about) and the the 96' Rad 4 and live in a vand down by the river. Big flooding river!
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 13:50:46
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If she's shacked up with a sugar mama maybe you can end the alimony?
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:02:13
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This is not my department.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:12:50
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I don't pay her ah him ah ? ..my X alimony
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:14:12
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bayoubill
I don't pay her ah him ah ? ..my X alimony
maybe she can pay you alimony?
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:16:40
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☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2016/09/14 14:38:14
its unhealthy Bill, just let it go if you want to get back at her, then hook her up with dave zero/plastic dift or whatever hell his name is today
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:19:17
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:20:37
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Ham N Egz
dave zero/plastic dift or whatever hell his name is today
Makes hard to steel his indemnity, ya?
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 14:26:27
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Ham N Egz
dave zero/plastic dift or whatever hell his name is today
Makes hard to steel his indemnity, ya?
Juan can only try.......or Alternately, just lose Control and get Deleted....
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 15:00:01
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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2016/09/14 15:37:36
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 15:54:28
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bayoubill
I don't pay her ah him ah ? ..my X alimony
maybe she can pay you alimony?
I won't go into what happened but she should have had to pay me alimony but I was working with a corrupt lawyer. Let's move on before hulk appears
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