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2012/11/03 19:07:35 (permalink)

Ok so...

I asked my wife to take care of dinner tonight since I'm working overtime and have to work a full day today.  I get home and she decides she's going to order pizza.  so she has found this new pizza place and she comes in and hands me a flyer with pizza descriptions on it and asks if any of them sound good.
 
I don't have my glasses on so I asked her to read it to me.
 
she read 7 different pizzas.
 
all of them were chicken pizzas or no meat at all.
 
WTHeck????
 
that's NOT pizza!  that's bread with chicken on it!  if you're gonno order pizza it MUST have at least ONE sausage meat on it!!!
 


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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:17:56 (permalink)
    lol... sausage. 
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:39:08 (permalink)

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:43:02 (permalink)
    That's the real thing!  Not the Canadian stuff with desert on it too.  

    Mmmmmm...

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:49:29 (permalink)
    Up here we call "Canadian Bacon" ham... because it's ham.
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:53:51 (permalink)


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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 19:59:36 (permalink)
    *HURK*
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 20:06:36 (permalink)

    By some strange coincidence, I too suffered a pizza-related disappointment tonight Beag.


    I phoned up the local Dominoes and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.


    And 29 minutes later Diana Ross turned up.



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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 20:23:54 (permalink)
    Rain - mmmmmm... becan pizza!!!

    strummy - lol 

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 20:38:26 (permalink)
    The pizza place down the street from my house in NJ before we moved out here had a Buffalo Wings pizza that was really good and a Chicken / Bacon / Ranch that was also really good.  So, I think in the right context, chicken will work on a pizza.

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 20:52:10 (permalink)
    chicken becan ranch was one of the pizzas that she described.

    sorry, dave I cannot do that...

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:09:25 (permalink)
    Peperoni,sausage,buffalo, procuito.

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:20:50 (permalink)
    You wouldn’t think ranch dressing on a pizza would work but you’d be surprised.

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:24:42 (permalink)
    that's it, dave.  hand over your man card!  

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:27:00 (permalink)
    Ranch dip is good for dipping the pizza bones in so they don't go to waste.

    On top of the za? Nah.
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:28:10 (permalink)
    Blue cheese is better though.
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 21:36:04 (permalink)

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/03 23:58:16 (permalink)
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    Me want!

     
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 06:44:49 (permalink)
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    Ranch dip is good for dipping the pizza bones in so they don't go to waste.

    On top of the za? Nah.

    you're on the edge of losing your man card, too, beepster! 
     
    ranch is for salads.  MAYBE on hot wings (tho blue cheese is much better for that)
     
    you dip the "pizza bones" in GARLIC BUTTER.
     
    DUH.

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 07:56:28 (permalink)
    quantumeffect




    I've done two of these.

     
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 09:11:26 (permalink)
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    I've done two of these.

     
    A wee shot (excuse the pun) in the dark here mate, but I'm guessing one of them is "Drink Glenlivet 18, Neat"
     
    I used to smoke a pipe once upon a time
     
     

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 09:20:28 (permalink)
    Yes mate, I did that there manly thing when Larry was here..I think it's only bottle our local Sainsbury has ever sold!

     
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 10:43:29 (permalink)
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    quantumeffect




    I've done two of these.

    I've only rebuilt an engine. 1960s era Datsun.


    So Oim only 'af the partial man James is.
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 11:00:11 (permalink)
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    I've only rebuilt an engine. 1960s era Datsun.



    I bet it was raining Datsun cogs.


     
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 11:00:47 (permalink)
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    bapu


    I've only rebuilt an engine. 1960s era Datsun.



    I bet it was raining Datsun cogs.

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 12:24:04 (permalink)
    I don't need no stinkin' Man Card (and I've done six of those things).

     
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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 13:34:44 (permalink)
    I'm doomed....

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 20:45:12 (permalink)
    I'm doomed too... though I am already chrome domed.

    As for pizza, maybe a spinach, broccoli, mushroom, onion, olives, green pepper, tomato?...   Nah!!!

    Real pizza: bacon, extra bacon, pepperoni, sausage, salame, Canadian bacon, maybe mushrooms.

    And as for chicken wings... a hot extra spicy BBQ sauce (or just go with straight extra hot hot sauce).

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    Re:Ok so... 2012/11/04 22:35:56 (permalink)
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    bapu


    I've only rebuilt an engine. 1960s era Datsun.



    I bet it was raining Datsun cogs.

    James, I see what you did there
    Reece, Donna wants you to know she agrees, chicken does not belong on pizza.
    As I write this, I am enjoying a proper pizza, replete with various meats, including ham.



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