Once in the brain, "toxoplasma," spurs gaba secretion..

In other words, don't let your pregnant wife take care of the litter box and wash your hands after you've cleaned it. 

Oh, and if you have a weakened immune system, you're likely to get all sort of health issues - considering how many kid these days seems to be allergic to this and that and intolerant to so and so...

If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy,  
I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles,  my precious Black Widow Kitty shall rise as his most fitting successor!