UbiquitousBubba


That's done it.  It was bound to happen.

I am now Outside of Time.

I just read that Bapu had one more post to go before the next one, then I read the next one, but the Fred title saying "Only one more post to go" was still displayed.  Caught in this causual loop, something snapped and I accidentally fell Outside of Time.

Or I will.  It's hard to pin down exactly what's happening.  It's a little disconcerting, existing beyond the bounds of Time and Space.  Becan tastes good even though you've already eaten it while you're still looking at it.  Fred de-railments take on a multi-dimensional blur as Post and Over-reaction no longer have a linear relationship.  Bapu's 1,000,000th post is the same as his first, thus proving the Willy correct in some strange way. 

The only problem is that I don't think I'll be able to re-enter Time.  Most places make sure to reinforce their locks, seal all the entrances, and scream at whoever the poor slob was who allowed me to enter in the first place.  Time is no different.  Once your're out, you can't get back in without not having gotten out in the first place.  I had that on a bumper sticker once.  Or I will...

I wouldn't mind so much, but I still have all of my stuff in Time.  It exists in a linear, dimensionally limited reality.  While my stuff is glad to be rid of me, there is some lingering doubt whether or not it will ever exist as a collection without my questionable taste to pull it all together. 

You should see how my Non-Un-Existence Outside of Time upset Stephen Hawking!  Or it will at some point in the past...  Nothing gets on his nerves like toying with dimensions...

Fortunately (or Un, depending on your point of view), there are a few "more rigid" points in Time that are not thwarted by changes in verb tense.  One of those, of course, is this forum software.  (Same as it ever was...)  I will click on "Post Message" and found myself Back in Time again and Time is not happy about it.  (English teachers from my past just rolled over at that last sentence...)

So, if I haven't said so yet, I meant to do so at some point.

Ya.

 It seems I recall reading somewhere that an old Vox AC15 amp in some attic far away was somehow part of these recent events. Be brave Bubba and may be force have been with you.

OMG his writing is disappearing as though it were never written.

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UbiquitousBubba


I think that was a Now time reset error.

Relax, it was just a point in time.

UbiquitousBubba


I think that was a Now time reset error.

 Since now will never be now unless it's now,it may never reset,unless it sets to what was a now or possible what could be a now later on,that window is so small :)

 Yes I follow you there bro...I don't want to be on the third step of that escalator below and behind the winner of the becan shake drinking contest,  such thoughts are too deep for me to comprehend and too horrible to imagine....I think I'll be taking the steps from now on...

Or did he actually misspell "Casual?"
(Maybe at another time?)

He was attempting to refer to Causality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causality

He just did it badly.

No!

I'm turning Japanese.
Oh yes.  I think so.

I think the forum software is becoming self aware.









I don't think it likes itself, either...

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