bapu
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Please help me. I keep forgetting.
Am I member of the Alzheimer Association?
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Old55
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/14 11:31:28
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Beagle
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/14 11:46:59
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NOT John Entwhistle, although sometimes he does look like walking dead.
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Moshkiae
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/14 11:54:58
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bapu
Am I member of the Alzheimer Association?
Nahhhh ... we're all members of the other (any other!) AA club! That one ... Noooooooooooooo ... unless we think the music is progressive, or some silly Faustian idea!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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craigb
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/14 13:45:47
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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soens
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 05:45:44
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Am I member of the Alzheimer Association? I'm sorry, either your previous membership has expired or we forgot to file your application. Would you like to be re-membered? In the likelihood that we will forget to file it again you may do so as often as you like. In fact, the more times you're membered, the more members we can claim. We can also send out more bills to your many addresses allowing us to collect more revenue. The extra monies will allow us to have more people on staff. The more people on staff will mean we will have more opportunities to forget who you are. So before we do, please sign here________________________. Once you've finished, sign your name here_________________. After that, you may sign here____________________________. And before I forget to have you sign, go ahead and do so here__. .
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Old55
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 10:05:33
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Please remind me--who are you, again?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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bapu
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 11:46:10
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Old55
Please remind me--who are you, again?
OK, I'll pick up some milk and toothpicks.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 12:47:40
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"Your test results are back and it's bad news I'm afraid, you have cancer and Alzheimer's"...
"Oh well Doc, it could be worse, I could have cancer"
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 12:53:56
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"Your test results are back and it's bad news I'm afraid, you have cancer and Alzheimer's"...
"Oh well Doc, it could be worse, I could have cancer"
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 12:58:31
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bapu
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 13:06:17
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OK dear, I'll take the dog for a walk now
(he says to an empty dog-less house)
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paulo
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 13:36:31
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A man noticed his wife wasn't quite the same as she used to be. So he takes her to the doctor. The doctor does a bunch of tests and says he will get back to him in two weeks. Two weeks later, he calls the man and asks him to come into his office.
"Thanks for coming" he says, " I'm afraid I have some bad news. We have two patients with the same name and there seems to have been a mix-up with their records and test results. All I can say for sure is that one of them has Aids and the other has Alzheimers."
The man says, " What am I going to do? How do I know which one my wife has?" "Well," says the doctor, "I could order some more tests, but that will take a while, so in the meantime, I suggest this: on your way home stop off at the supermarket and "accidentally" leave her there. If she makes it home, don't sleep with her any more!!"
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craigb
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 14:29:22
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Wut? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/15 15:41:20
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One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us...
Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.
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soens
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/16 04:50:57
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OK, if I really had Alzheimer's, wouldn't I forget that I keep forgetting so as to never be aware of the fact that I was forgetful?
Sure, you can tell me that I forgot who you are. But since I never knew you in the first place, there's really nothing to forget here...
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Old55
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/16 06:33:10
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Just think--every date is a first date.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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craigb
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/16 07:16:56
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Make notes. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Moshkiae
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/17 09:15:41
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Hi,
I'm starting to think that these threads are making us all stupid'er ... maybe I have not had my fred for the day! Let me go to the fridge, then!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Moshkiae
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Re: Please help me. I keep forgetting.
2013/09/17 09:16:47
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craigb
Make notes.
At least she's better looking than the pair in Andy Warhol's movie!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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