sharke
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Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
I'm not 100% sure that it's not possible to overdose on hummus.
Lesson: don't buy the "economy size."
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jamesg1213
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:07:04
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Mmmm...piri-piri hoummus..
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craigb
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:20:08
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Isn't a Hummus that big, ridiculous, vehicle that people with major compensation issues want to buy?
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slartabartfast
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:37:56
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No, I'm pretty sure hummus is the dark organic material in soils, produced by the decomposition of vegetable or animal matter and essential to the fertility of the earth. Or is that carrots?
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:50:33
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Get two, they're small? When my daughter who lives in Germany she cooks hummus and other things... I'm not a big fan.
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sharke
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:53:43
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slartabartfast
No, I'm pretty sure hummus is the dark organic material in soils, produced by the decomposition of vegetable or animal matter and essential to the fertility of the earth. Or is that carrots?
I don't know about that, but it certainly ends up as a dark organic material when I'm done with it.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 16:55:41
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It would probably be good with tofurkey... just sayin'.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 17:13:51
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Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 18:29:03
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sharke
Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs.
But, apart from that, it's good for you?
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 18:42:07
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sharke
I'm not 100% sure that it's not possible to overdose on hummus.
Lesson: don't buy the "economy size."
Haven't you seen Don't Mess w/ the Zohan? - You can use that stuff to brush your teeth, style your hair, put it in your coffee, and so on... ;) I like hummus. And Baba Ganoush.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 18:43:26
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Greek man dies from poisoned meal....
Police suspect it was a hummus side.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 18:45:56
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My deceased friend received an prize for creating the best dip to have with pitta bread....
It was a post hummus award.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 19:00:06
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sharke
I'm not 100% sure that it's not possible to overdose on hummus.
Lesson: don't buy the "economy size."
Haven't you seen Don't Mess w/ the Zohan? - You can use that stuff to brush your teeth, style your hair, put it in your coffee, and so on... ;)
I like hummus. And Baba Ganoush.
Is Baba Ganoush a Who cover?
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 19:01:11
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Very humm (or)us Steve. 
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 19:45:51
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Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs. Eeeeeuuuuuu.... I knew something was bad wrong with tofu. I don't eat soybeans. On the other hand meatonin has baan shown to lengthen the life of lab rats by 50% and has kept their genitals as if they were young, even at OLD age. I take 3 to 5 mg every night... so far it is working. Sometimes a little Cialis helps though.  J
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sharke
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 22:39:27
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Oh God I regret mentioning hummus now. I really had no idea of the bad joke potential.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/27 22:40:29
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jbow
Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs.
Eeeeeuuuuuu.... I knew something was bad wrong with tofu. I don't eat soybeans. On the other hand meatonin has baan shown to lengthen the life of lab rats by 50% and has kept their genitals as if they were young, even at OLD age. I take 3 to 5 mg every night... so far it is working. Sometimes a little Cialis helps though.
J
I take it you mean melatonin. I take that also, totally improves my sleep. I also take lemon balm in the evening.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/28 00:05:04
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sharke
Oh God I regret mentioning hummus now. I really had no idea of the bad joke potential.
I believe Steve will back me up on this one, but "Bad" is a very subjective term...
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sharke
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/28 00:27:07
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Point taken. Let me be a little more unambiguous...."excruciating" and "godawful" spring to mind.
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/28 01:11:40
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/28 22:38:30
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Well, hummus can't be all bad for us hummu(n)s.
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sharke
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/28 22:47:43
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SteveStrummerUK
My deceased friend received an prize for creating the best dip to have with pitta bread....
It was a post hummus award.
You mean after the feta'l accident, he was no longer olive?
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Re:Please take these carrots and hummus away from me
2013/01/29 03:40:46
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That made me falafel out loud.
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