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Pop Stars early failed careers

Elton John infuriated NASA by returning to earth in his rocket every Friday, claiming that it was just his job, 5 days a week.
 
Joni Mitchell was fired from The Meteorological Office after it became obvious that she really didn't know clouds at all.
 
Prince's career as a TV ornithologist ended after he repeatedly made the doves cry.
 
Police Constable Lynott never made detective, as his powers of deduction were limited to thinking there was going to be a jailbreak 'somewhere in this town'
 
Steve Miller was useless as a pilot because he didn't want the jet airliner to take him too far away.

 
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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 12:14:08 (permalink)

     
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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 13:09:48 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/01/25 13:48:59
     
    Accepting that the forces of law and order had defeated him, Joe Strummer admitted his criminal career was now over.

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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 14:20:28 (permalink)
     
    Following the recent allegations against him of police brutality at the local county jail, Sergeant Baker has been completely exonerated after it was revealed he was acting on direct instructions from the Governor.

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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 14:33:20 (permalink)
    George Michael was reprimanded by Cadburys after making too many careless Wispas.

     
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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 15:11:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/01/26 12:07:44
    Mickey Thomas got fired from his city architecture job in San Francisco after the Mayor found drawings showing that Thomas in fact built the city on Rock'n roll.
     
    John Lennon was thrown out from his nude model job at painting class in Liverpool College of Arts on his first working day. He had used a little help from his friends at the entrance test.
     
     

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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/25 15:12:23 (permalink)
    *Groan!*

     
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    Re: Pop Stars early failed careers 2016/01/26 09:50:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/01/26 12:07:40
    Don Henley was fired by Travelocity for failing to complete his survey of local accommodations. It appears that although he had checked out of Hotel California, he never actually left.

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