Pop Stars early failed careers
Elton John infuriated NASA by returning to earth in his rocket every Friday, claiming that it was just his job, 5 days a week.
Joni Mitchell was fired from The Meteorological Office after it became obvious that she really didn't know clouds at all.
Prince's career as a TV ornithologist ended after he repeatedly made the doves cry.
Police Constable Lynott never made detective, as his powers of deduction were limited to thinking there was going to be a jailbreak 'somewhere in this town'
Steve Miller was useless as a pilot because he didn't want the jet airliner to take him too far away.
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer