Jonbouy


I predict that Jonbouy will change his name to Fiscal Cliff.

Don't worry, you'll get over it.

Old55


I predict that Daryl will like monkeys.  

Just kind of like 'em?  Or, really, really, like 'em?
 
('Cause one of those options is a bit disturbing, ya?)

craigb

Old55


I predict that Daryl will like monkeys.  

Just kind of like 'em?  Or, really, really, like 'em?
 
('Cause one of those options is a bit disturbing, ya?)

Ya, one option can be disturbing--especially when loin cloths are involved.  

Time will fold over and start running backwards. Then theoretically it will be easy to make predictions just by studying history. Unfortunately, this fact will not improve the quality of predictions being made.

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

Bapu will change his underwear due to complaints and letters I write to him daily 

Mooch4056


Bapu will change his underwear due to complaints and letters I write to him daily 

I hope you also mentioned that it's not just the changing that's required, but some cleaning (of all things involved) is supposed to take place?  Usually, some strong detergent, some soaking, a lot of scrubbing with a stiff brush and some sanitizer works.  Probably a similar approach with the undershreddies too...

bitflipper

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

Those actually exist?

Psalmist35

bitflipper

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

Those actually exist?

You bolded the wrong keyword, which was "immeasurably".

slartabartfast


Apple will release the iPot, the first fully automated electronic toilet seat to run the new OS XI (leaking lizard). Early reports say that in addition to bidirectional douche nozzles, infrared heating and infinitely variable blow dry all of which can be controlled via an iPhone app, it will link its drop mass sensor output directly to the user's facebook account, thus avoiding the necessity of wiping and posting your results manually. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly,  it does not have a USB port.

 
 I think Bapu might have one of these already but he may not have removed it from the box.
 
 Predictions? Its going to keep hitting the fan a little at a time........eventually the fan will stall. When it does a lot of folk will join hands and sing " Imagine" yet one more time on national TV.
 
 I'll be a year older,they will start  the Christmas holiday in another 9 months or less....its gonna be a real ride and will go faster than it came. I plan to eek out important things before it's all over.

Our glorious leader will make sure we have less money, even less hope, but plenty of change..............

I predict the world will not end in complete utter destruction tomorrow.  If I'm wrong?... then sue me 

I predict that my bank PNC will be cyber attacked.... And it did too 


Do I win something for this ?  

Ok...

Bapu will make a progammen erorr in his forthcoming Bapulator 3.14159 plug and will accidently change his post count to -153,426 with no way to fix it.  He will then start posting at the fastestest rate he ever has and will get it back to where it should be by year end, adding many valuable comments to the fourumumumum.

No one will believe this, but I predict that Mooch and Bapu will argue about something. 

I predict that we may see great improvements in the medical
fields now that they can film a live virus.

We surely need some relief...in many areas. As it seems we're
on our own and have been for far to long.