Punk joke

There's an old man on the subway, sat opposite a young punk.
The punk is dressed in tartan and leather and has a large Mohawk hairstyle, every color of the rainbow - blue, green, red, yellow, purple...
He looks up and sees the old man looking at him. "What's the matter, old man, ain't you never done anything crazy before?" he sneers.
"Oh yes," says the old man. "I got so drunk I had sex with a parrot once... I was just wondering if you are my son."

A few of my Japanese friends have started a punk band...





Brink 182.

There are two punk rockers listening to some good punk music, a male punk and a female punk.

The female punk turns to the male punk and says, "Is that Johnny Rotten?"

The male punk says, "Nah, I've only used it twice."