AnsweredQ: How do you milk a neanderthal?

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2017/05/17 17:49:21 (permalink)

Q: How do you milk a neanderthal?

A: Why would you when you can get Papa Straummy for free?
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 17:57:39 (permalink)
And I've been accused of having too much time on my hands.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 18:08:58 (permalink)
The creative process is a mysterious and chaotic beast.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 18:25:55 (permalink)
Yes, I'm reminded of that quite frequently.
 
Fortunately, I play bass so it's not a problem for me.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 18:30:22 (permalink)
You will be pleased less annoyed to know that my trickery was successful (and in two different ways to boot).
 
Sonar does not seem to enjoy being violated in such a way though.
 
Such a delicate little flower...
 
that was just ASKING for it dressed like that.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 23:02:59 (permalink)


 
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/17 23:30:20 (permalink)
 
 

 

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 00:22:19 (permalink)
Did you hear what happened when the milk truck hit the sugar truck?
 
 
 
 
 . . .
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 . . . it was creamed.

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 00:25:14 (permalink)
I'll get yer coat.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 22:48:16 (permalink)
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A: Why would you when you can get Papa Straummy for free?




If, however, one should get curious:  https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/encyclopedia/content.aspx?contenttypeid=90&contentid=P02385
 
i can't link 4chan.  pupu....

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 22:52:50 (permalink)
loopyd
 
i can't link 4chan.  pupu....




That... is likely a good thing.
 
for those who don't know what 4chan is... be blissful in your ignorance.
 
Certain things cannot be unseen/unread.
 
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 22:55:14 (permalink)
 
 
I've never quite understood why adults are inclined to turn their noses up if it's ever suggested they consume human milk, be it as a beverage (as a shake or in coffee) or used in a recipe.
 
Yet they happily lap up the lactation produced by a completely different species.
 
Seems a bit odd to old Straumanderthal.
 
 

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 22:59:28 (permalink)
I could tell you a ridiculously funny story about when I was dating a lovely young woman who had an infant daughter but I think the ToS would asplode.
 
The moral of the story though is it tastes kind of sweet like Carnation evaped milk... but more watery.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 23:01:46 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby Beepster 2017/05/19 00:04:40
Beepster
 
Certain things cannot be unseen/unread.
 
/hth


 
True, this.
 
Beepster
I could tell you a ridiculously funny story about when I was dating a lovely young woman who had an infant daughter but I think the ToS would asplode.
 
The moral of the story though is it tastes kind of sweet like Carnation evaped milk... but more watery.
 

 
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That was my soul dying.  <3
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 23:02:48 (permalink)
[ double post, whoopsie, merged with above ]

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/18 23:13:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby loopyd 2017/05/19 04:19:52
Yup. That's me. Purveyor of cheesy "dad" jokes, kind to animals and the elderly, casual consumer of souls.
 
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
 
 
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/19 00:08:20 (permalink)
Now I kind of feel like listening to some old Chili Peppers.
 
Odd that.
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/19 04:09:04 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby loopyd 2017/05/19 04:21:57
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/19 04:23:19 (permalink)
Peter has some serious cheek embecre.
Gag would'a lasted if his face turned red.
Leg lift was solid though.
 
that's not air

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/20 22:05:03 (permalink)
Isnt the discussion of milking human's ancestors rather explicit? How dare you!

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/20 22:22:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/05/20 22:28:30
You are more than welcome to report this thread if you like.
 
Also, it's not really necessary to comment on every single thread that has been posted while you were banned but again you are (currently) quite free to do that as well.
 
Have fun!
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/20 22:28:23 (permalink)
Bhav
Isnt the discussion of milking human's ancestors rather explicit? How dare you!




I thought humans and neanderthals just shared a common ancestor?

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/20 22:28:38 (permalink)
Im only replying to the ones on the front page. But maybe your suggestion might be enticing me to also do that.

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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/20 23:31:51 (permalink)
The only Neanderthals I know are these guys .
As far as I know the only one you could milk is the one with the brown sunburst Les Paul

 
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Re: Q: How do you milk a neanderthal? 2017/05/21 02:21:06 (permalink)
kennywtelejazz
The only Neanderthals I know are these guys .
As far as I know the only one you could milk is the one with the brown sunburst Les Paul

 
Kenny




I thought the cow milking topic was in another thread, ya? 
 


 
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