Royal baby coverage making me nauseous

I pretty much ignore the antics of the Royal Family and could not care less about any of the news coverage about them, but this baby lark is really making me feel sick. We laugh at the North Korean media and their fawning, sycophantic treatment of Kim-Jong wassname, but really the British media is almost as bad when it comes to the Royals. Just look at this slavering piece in the Daily Mail:
 

 
Brave? Brave? Holy crap....
"That neat bump was the only thing which gave away the fact Kate had given birth just a day earlier" -- except of course the blanket global news coverage you mean....
Give me strength....I cannot wait until this baby nonsense is over! 

I much prefer Private Eye's coverage of the event:
 

I haven't watched enough to have it bother me.
 
I did see a report this morning of them taking their baby home.
I'm very happy for them. Nothing in the world like having a baby.
It's also history of a royal family unfolding and I enjoy seeing it as I wish them well.
 
The media? Well that's another story.
 
 

 
Right on Sharke
 
I was beginning to think I was the only person on this planet who couldn't give a flying feck about this irrelevant bunch of worthless, spoilt, dysfunctional, feckless, pampered, vomit-inducing, purposeless, unelected, expendable, inbred morons
 
We're thirteen years into the twenty-first century, and people are happy to entertain the idea of 'princes' and 'princesses' and royalty and suchlike. And worse still, they are actually happy to pay for their luxurious and privileged lifestyle. And at a time when ordinary families in this country are having to rely on food banks to feed their kids.
 
To think that someone is worthy of being bowed and scraped to because of where, and to whom, they were born is an anachronism we should abolish immediately.
 
We must have had a communal national stroke somewhere along the line...
 
Vive la République and all that.
 
 
 
 

The English have Royalty and the Americans have Hollywood. There's a lot of rubbish in between that people like to feed themselves with.
 
But, it is a Blessing to have a new baby (Royalty or not).

The media in general just makes me ......

Mooch4056

Mesh
The media in general just makes me ......

No ****. Me too. Main stream media globally is very controlled.

The next world war is coming soon enough. And it's The Citizens of the world verses the scum politicians and the central bankers.... those puke head green crap bastards.

NWO?

 
Interviewer: So, what colour hair did it have?
 
Royal Doctor: None at all. It was completely bald.
 
Interviewer: Was it cute?
 
Royal Doctor: Oh yes, it was beautiful, certainly one of the cutest I've ever seen.
 
Interviewer: Great, now let's talk about the baby.
 
 

Thankfully, I've been able to avoid most of it.  I hate this tabloid society that we live in.  

I must have been too busy. I completely missed all of the hoopla. I'm happy everything came out all right.

An American making comments about the societal state of another country is the most laughable example of pot calling the kettle black I can think of....

I thought Charles was next in line to be Queen of England, no?

SteveStrummerUK
 
Interviewer: So, what colour hair did it have?
 
Royal Doctor: None at all. It was completely bald.
 
Interviewer: Was it cute?
 
Royal Doctor: Oh yes, it was beautiful, certainly one of the cutest I've ever seen.
 
Interviewer: Great, now let's talk about the baby.
 
 

fnar fnar
 
I mean.....
 
CHORTLE!!!

I love the Royal Baby!!  Happy B'day to Prince (Future King) George.   That's a very unique name btw, as the English have so obviously never had a King George.  Who thought that one up?

craigb
Can we call him Jorge?

Is he hoar-hay yet?