SO Bill, when and where is the closest gig??????
I want to come stand with my arms folded near the band stand, close to the "keyboard" player, and appear stoic and make occasional grimmances when he hits wrong notes.
Then on break come take you aside and engage you in conversation and glance in his direction several times and shake my head .
I will also bring a gurl with big gazoombas to meet you....
Green Acres is the place to be
I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!