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SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for


If its not one thing, it's another....


I mean, go on Einstein, Carl Sagen, Maggie Philbin, Beautiful Mind Bloke, stick that in your Hadron Collider and disprove it.

Nooooo, you can't, can you?

WOO HOO !

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    bapu
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:27:07 (permalink)
    That's not much of a theory.

    There is no hyperbole. No scathing of another more provable fact or theory.

    In short, you've offended no one. Except me.
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:31:47 (permalink)
    Yeah Bapsi, but I Am a pure genius, I don't need to resort to these low tactics. Believe me, as theories go, this one's got legs. It's maths is so pure you don't even need maths to express it. Just wirds... Like what if aliens cant count? They will have universal wird translators, right? So this is a universal constant.

    I think I'm on to something here....


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:32:13 (permalink)
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    If its not one thing, it's another.... 

    Until you open the box.
     
    Sorry mate, Schrödinger got there first.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:36:05 (permalink)
    Oh don't pull that one on me Mr Strummage. Theres always some quantum physicist / philosopher and his bloody cat trying to pull the wool over our eyes...

    Well, quite often...


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:36:49 (permalink)
    Heh heh

    They said 'cat'
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:49:42 (permalink)
    It would have been more unfunny if he'd said pussy.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 16:53:22 (permalink)
    I'm working on cold fusion right now, should have it sorted very soon. I really don't know what all this fuss on The Discovery Channel has been all about.


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 18:00:55 (permalink)
    Lacking refrigerants, I'm working on sort-of a warm, fuzzy fusion right now.

    I created a gravity device, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

     
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 18:18:41 (permalink)
    Uh ... I like frost.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 18:20:20 (permalink)
    craigb


    Lacking refrigerants, I'm working on sort-of a warm, fuzzy fusion right now.

    I created a gravity device, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

    Ah yes Craig, anti-gravity. I will take a look at that after I have sorted cold fusion out.


    Been doing a bit of work on this cold fusion business tonight in my kitchen. Don't want to give too much away but lets just say 'Alka Seltzer' is more than just a hangover cure if you catch my drift .......


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 18:29:29 (permalink)
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    Lacking refrigerants, I'm working on sort-of a warm, fuzzy fusion right now.

    I created a gravity device, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

    Ah yes Craig, anti-gravity. I will take a look at that after I have sorted cold fusion out. 

    No, no...  Not anti-gravity.  A guy down the street already made a device for that (although, during his first successful test, he flew off into space and hasn't been heard of since).


     
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 19:08:44 (permalink)
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    craigb


    Lacking refrigerants, I'm working on sort-of a warm, fuzzy fusion right now.

    I created a gravity device, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

    Ah yes Craig, anti-gravity. I will take a look at that after I have sorted cold fusion out. 

    No, no...  Not anti-gravity.  A guy down the street already made a device for that (although, during his first successful test, he flew off into space and hasn't been heard of since).

    Its a dangerous business this gravity business then? Did he leave any notes behind?


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 23:23:48 (permalink)
    (How much do you get for a Nobel Prize nowadays?)

     
    10 million Swedish Kroner approx = $1,475,400
     
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 23:29:35 (permalink)
    mmmmmmmmmm   Maggie Philbin

    isn't she Keith Chegwin's sister?
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/16 23:34:36 (permalink)
    meh...the buddhists had that sussed out EONS ago....

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 00:51:51 (permalink)
    bloody cat


    If by bloody you mean dead that is a possibility ...

    and cold fusion is soooo 1980's, you might as well break out the Members Only jacket.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 01:24:01 (permalink)
    Think I'll fuse with a cold one.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 01:43:28 (permalink)
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    bloody cat


    If by bloody you mean dead that is a possibility ...

    and cold fusion is soooo 1980's, you might as well break out the Members Only jacket.


    Hey!  I still have one of those!   It's a REALLY nice leather one in as-new condition (which is why I still have it).  I just wonder how much it's shrunk in size over the years... 

     
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 05:01:56 (permalink)
    Awww guys, you're killing my dreams here...




    Perpetual Motion anyone?


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 07:21:12 (permalink)
    There is a company looking for prospective buyers into their stock.

    They produce energy from the air itself..never mind wind.

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 07:24:17 (permalink)
    trimph1


    There is a company looking for prospective buyers into their stock.

    They produce energy from the air itself..never mind wind.

    Brownian Motion, anyone?


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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 07:42:42 (permalink)
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    mmmmmmmmmm   Maggie Philbin

    isn't she Keith Chegwin's sister?


    Not unless you live in one those places in America where sister and wife are the same person.

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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 07:49:43 (permalink)
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    mmmmmmmmmm   Maggie Philbin

    isn't she Keith Chegwin's sister?


    Not unless you live in one those places in America where sister and wife are the same person.
    Ha - I'm thinking of Janice Long.
    Carry on
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 08:00:52 (permalink)
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    paulo


    daryl1968


    mmmmmmmmmm   Maggie Philbin

    isn't she Keith Chegwin's sister?


    Not unless you live in one those places in America where sister and wife are the same person.
    Ha - I'm thinking of Janice Long.
    Carry on


    Hopefully not with the mmmmmmmmmmm ...... !
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 08:07:06 (permalink)
    Maggie Philbin in her day was a babe (when I was 12 she was anyway)
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    Maggie Philbin in her day was a babe (when I was 12 she was anyway)


    Can't argue with that, but you said you were thinking of Janice Long
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 08:45:27 (permalink)
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    Awww guys, you're killing my dreams here...




    Perpetual Motion anyone?

     
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 08:59:39 (permalink)
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    The Kiosk Project


    craigb


    Lacking refrigerants, I'm working on sort-of a warm, fuzzy fusion right now.

    I created a gravity device, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

    Ah yes Craig, anti-gravity. I will take a look at that after I have sorted cold fusion out. 

    No, no...  Not anti-gravity.  A guy down the street already made a device for that (although, during his first successful test, he flew off into space and hasn't been heard of since).

    Its a dangerous business this gravity business then? Did he leave any notes behind?


    Just one....Am.
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    Re:SOLVED: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING that these 'scientists' have been looking for 2012/04/17 10:30:16 (permalink)
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    Awww guys, you're killing my dreams here...




    Perpetual Motion anyone?


    Sorry, Perpetual was banned awhile back.  One of Bobby's aliases I think.

     
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