September 23 is the end of the world

Dear Friends,
 
I am fortunate to have seen this because was toying with doing the year upgrade to Sonar Platinum.
 
 Saved me a lot of money.
 
The following website proves the deep deception of our governments hiding the truth about the end of the world that will come to pass in a week from now.. The government told us we had a total eclipse, but the truth is that the planet Nirubu was what passed in front of the sun, spiraling down to a collision with earth on September 23. Known also as Planet X. This is backed by biblical prophecy stuff if the guy channeled Jehovah right.
 
My wife was getting urgent emails from the Philippines to look at the proof about Planet X.
 
 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/will-2017-solar-eclipse-cause-secret-planet-called-nibiru-destroy/
 
Has me completely convinced. Read this and weep. Read and get your life straight with Allah before September 23. Nothing can save us.
 
There is one ray of hope however. I am an optimist that humanity will survive, even if there will be tragic loss of life in the aftermath.
 
My inspired theory is this. We all agree that the earth is flat. Nirubu will collide with earth on September 23, but it may be like a sphere passing through the flatness. Like a bullet shooting through a cracker. There will be destruction at the center of impact, but areas may be spared.
 
I am sad to be the harbinger of this dismal news.
 
Love to all,
John

Although don't agree with you on dismissing the gravity of the Planet X collision, the Penguin threat you have revealed is sobering. It could hit and take us out before the September 23 end of the world we are all preparing for.
 
Buddha have mercy on all of us. Rough times ahead.
 
John

Well what with Fatty McChops firing a missile over Japan tonight, you might well be right. REPENT!
 
And demo Studio One....

Care to make a wager?

@JR...
 
I sympathize with the predicament you are in. However after returning from the mountain top and channeling BOTH Jimmy Swaggart and Pat Robertson, I have to unfortunately report that Jehovah will not be moved. End of the world will happen on September 23rd as announced.
 
Not that I don't feel sorry about your Arcade tickets. I am in about the same mess over the less than ideal timing.
 
Good friend of mine, bass player, vocalist, song writer is turning the big 50 on the 23rd. Nicest guy. He is independently wealthy from inheriting a toilet manufacturing empire and spares no expense in celebrations. The party has some international cello player being flown in. Catering from hi end establishments. Finest alcohol will flow like rivers. Beautiful people from everywhere will be there to celebrate in his ocean front mansion. Even pick up and drive home in limos in case we get too drink to drive.
 
The only recourse we have is to convince both Arcade and my buddy to move the festivities to the 22nd. As it stands right now, the timing could not be worse.
 
John

Finally!, A Fred that makes since to me!

jamesg1213
Suits me sir.

Old grumpy geezer?

jamesg1213

bapu

jamesg1213
Suits me sir.

Old grumpy geezer?

 
Angry Gloster Guitarslinging Gardener.

Musicalityized.
 

Can we talk about cucamonger sammiches here?

Hey Bill, can I get one of those to go? Maybe some fries and a dill pickle on the side?

Fun and games, but no bull about the Toilet tycoon guy. This a celebration of when our karma goes right for awhile. Everyone here in the western world who has ever taken a crap has parked on one of his thrones at some point in time.
 
The dude about to turn 50 was a post hippie era flower child. Father was a multi millionaire CEO of a ceramic toilet fire kiln. Never could get the kid in line to take on the family business as the kid was interested more in graphic art and writing songs. Father died and willed the business to the kid who was now the new CEO.
 
Inherited wealth beyond what you or I can imagine. Said the biggest struggle in life now is to fly back to the mid east for a day every 2 months. Sits as the chairman and has to listen to how much money he has made.
 
Cool thing about the toilet king is how wealth has not changed the hippie inside. He set up a killer studio here awhile back in an elite closed community on the coast. A local minister musician was handed his industrial credit card, asked to go to Guitar Center and go on a no limits shopping spree to outfit the new studio. Reminded me of a news clip I saw on a Michael Jackson shopping trip.
 
Anyway, if the world by some reason does not end on Sept 23, I’m interested in this cello and flamenco savant they are flying in from Europe for a 2 and half hour concert. Said to be more dynamite than dynamite. Will open with cello before firing up the acoustic 6 string.
 
Have already asked permission to show up with a laptop and Sonar to record. If okay, will have some good song clips to upload, if this guy is anywhere near what they are claiming.
 
John

Yes Craig, you have been spared.
 
Big unknown is the actual time of the end of the world on September 23. The website did not specify, so may be as far as midnight. Plenty of time to still party in style.
 
For the hell of it, you and Bit and maybe others are local out here within commute distance. If you want to come down to the central Oregon coast on the weekend and hit up a party to end all parties, can likely get a post dated RSVP, especially for a musician..
 
On another somber note, I may be recording the cello maestro. Looks like the get down will be in the "man cave". No PA system, just a 30 by 30 foot chamber, one wall muffled with the most incredible LP collection I have ever seen. Other walls standard egg shell painted drywall. Only an increasing pile of beer bottles to otherwise reflect the ambience. Never evolved any sense of mic technique because always focused on direct in. Have a couple poor man's Audiotechnica AT2010's.
 
Any advice on the best way to capture a dry acoustic cello? Don't want to screw this up.
 
John