Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it

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2011/06/24 14:09:47 (permalink)

Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it

My invisible car - people keep on crashing into me in the parking lot.

I'm going to miss her. Isn't she beautiful:



I don't understand it - James Bond never had this problem.

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    UbiquitousBubba
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:20:20 (permalink)
    Mine was stolen by my imaginary friend.  I filled out a police report.  The officer had me use a pen with invisible ink.  He asked me to describ my friend to a sketch artist.  I looked at the blank sheet of paper and exclaimed, "That's him!"

    They don't return my calls anymore.
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:24:05 (permalink)
     Your garage looks so.....organized, especially without the car in there. Wish I could get mine to look like that!

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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:31:24 (permalink)
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    Mine was stolen by my imaginary friend.  I filled out a police report.  The officer had me use a pen with invisible ink.  He asked me to describ my friend to a sketch artist.  I looked at the blank sheet of paper and exclaimed, "That's him!"

    They don't return my calls anymore.


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     In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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    drewfx1
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:32:43 (permalink)
    Starise


     Your garage looks so.....organized, especially without the car in there. Wish I could get mine to look like that!


    You can't see all the clutter in that picture because it's hidden behind the car.

     In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:46:17 (permalink)
    drewfx1


    UbiquitousBubba


    Mine was stolen by my imaginary friend.  I filled out a police report.  The officer had me use a pen with invisible ink.  He asked me to describ my friend to a sketch artist.  I looked at the blank sheet of paper and exclaimed, "That's him!"

    They don't return my calls anymore.


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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 14:52:33 (permalink)
    Beautiful? well...no...not really Drew...looks kinda banged up to me.
     
    I can't see ...getting rid of her just over a few dents....they are hard to see.
     
     
    Maybe that's what those aliens where doing....bangin' up your ride.
    Maybe they didn't take you for experiments....they're messin' with ya now though...maybe...just sayin'..
    did ya check her exhaust?.....for like probbing marks..
    post edited by spacey - 2011/06/24 15:00:01
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 15:01:21 (permalink)
    Drew ... I think it is a beautiful car.  Just out of curiosity, did you drive it around dressed as Wonder Woman?  On second thought, she had an invisible plane so that wouldn't make any sense.




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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 15:27:50 (permalink)
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    Drew ... I think it is a beautiful car.  Just out of curiosity, did you drive it around dressed as Wonder Woman?  On second thought, she had an invisible plane so that wouldn't make any sense.

    If I talked about where and when I wear my superhero costumes it would reveal my secret identity (either that or mean I'd have lots of 'splainin' to do with my gf).


     In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 15:37:53 (permalink)
    I'm thinking you may also want to keep quiet about where you keep your costumes when they're not in use.  That one in particular might lead to a long "talk".
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 16:01:08 (permalink)

    Those tail fins that make it look old-fashioned.

    I'd have been interested if it wasn't for that.

    I like the idea that it's a good excuse to keep the garage reasonably tidy.

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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 16:16:51 (permalink)
    I like the kitty litter box Point Of View.

    You don't see that very often. ;-)



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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 16:17:49 (permalink)
    Hopefully
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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 16:22:26 (permalink)
     
    Is this some sort of an  Emperor's New Clothes  type thing?
     
     
    You know - everyone can see the car except Strammy?
     
     
     
     
     
    OK, I'll bite - there is no car in that picture.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Or is there
     
     

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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 16:32:23 (permalink)
    I see a car.

    It's a Shagwhar.


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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 18:17:33 (permalink)
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    I see a car.

    It's a Shagwhar.




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    Re:Sigh - I guess I'm going to have to return it 2011/06/24 18:38:07 (permalink)
    It's a Shagwhar.


    Looks more like a 3 litre Fjord.

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