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2011/06/22 11:31:30 (permalink)

So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night...

...again!

I mean they never abduct me, not even for a little while.

They travel all those millions or billions of light years to get here, and then they abduct a wide variety of human and semi-human specimens for study, but never me.

I'm starting to feel inadequate here.

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 11:45:01 (permalink)
I was

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 11:45:12 (permalink)
Drewfx1 (if that's your real name), based on your logic you are actually extraordinary.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 12:01:20 (permalink)
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I was

Braggart. 

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 12:08:31 (permalink)
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Drewfx1 (if that's your real name), based on your logic you are actually extraordinary.

Yeah, extraordinarily not worthy of study!

And besides, it's easy for you to say. You've probably been abducted at least dozens of times.

I bet there's a whole "Bapu/ThatOrEd/StupidFace, bless his heart" wing in the Earth Studies subsection of the Alien Universal Mind Library.

And I'll bet the vids of your probings probably all have millions of hits on the alien version of YouTube  (not that hit count matters).

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 12:27:49 (permalink)
There is a subsection including Bapu at the library, I've seen it.
You're also right about the success of his videos....very out of this world popular.
Of course the files are closed and no new video episodes as studies are complete
and he now yields the Spacey 5 string...much the same as the earthlings Gladiator
wooden sword.

And Drew...just because you can't remember....ha ha ha (vilian type sound)....
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 12:36:15 (permalink)
There's plenty of time for that! You don't want to be like me and walk backwards! Keep your eyes open!

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 13:13:41 (permalink)
That's an extraordinary coincidence. Neither was I!

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 13:36:43 (permalink)
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There is a subsection including Bapu at the library, I've seen it.
You're also right about the success of his videos....very out of this world popular.
Of course the files are closed and no new video episodes as studies are complete
and he now yields the Spacey 5 string...much the same as the earthlings Gladiator
wooden sword.

And Drew...just because you can't remember....ha ha ha (vilian type sound)....

And exactly how would you know all of this?

And what kind of alien mind control devices might you be implanting under those pretty wood tops?

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 13:39:22 (permalink)
I haven't been abducted once since I started keeping this picture in the bedroom.  Scares 'em away.


 
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 13:53:56 (permalink)
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spacey


There is a subsection including Bapu at the library, I've seen it.
You're also right about the success of his videos....very out of this world popular.
Of course the files are closed and no new video episodes as studies are complete
and he now yields the Spacey 5 string...much the same as the earthlings Gladiator
wooden sword.

And Drew...just because you can't remember....ha ha ha (vilian type sound)....

And exactly how would you know all of this?

And what kind of alien mind control devices might you be implanting under those pretty wood tops?


Drew I don't have time to say....Craigb is right!...gotta go now!
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 19:43:35 (permalink)
spacey


drewfx1


spacey


There is a subsection including Bapu at the library, I've seen it.
You're also right about the success of his videos....very out of this world popular.
Of course the files are closed and no new video episodes as studies are complete
and he now yields the Spacey 5 string...much the same as the earthlings Gladiator
wooden sword.

And Drew...just because you can't remember....ha ha ha (vilian type sound)....

And exactly how would you know all of this?

And what kind of alien mind control devices might you be implanting under those pretty wood tops?


Drew I don't have time to say....Craigb is right!...gotta go now!
I just hope the sinister device implanted in the Spacey Bass don't interfere with Bapu's Am - like maybe he thinks he's just playing Am, but really it's Am, then up a full tone, down a major third, now drop an octave, up a perfect fifth...


 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 19:59:44 (permalink)
 
So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night...
 
 
So who were you abducted by then?

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 20:01:34 (permalink)
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...again!

I mean they never abduct me, not even for a little while.

They travel all those millions or billions of light years to get here, and then they abduct a wide variety of human and semi-human specimens for study, but never me.

I'm starting to feel inadequate here.


drew, it's because you are already one of them.

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 20:16:54 (permalink)
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So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night...
 
 
So who were you abducted by then?

Bapu. All his Am r belong to I.


Steve, did you visit Grzylyrg recently?


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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 20:25:59 (permalink)
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Steve, did you visit Grzylyrg recently?

Funnily enough, I just got back mate!
 
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 20:56:54 (permalink)
*sigh*  I haven't had a perfect 5th in a while... Can't afford booze at the moment.

 
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 21:08:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Your safe Drew they have been warned off CH peeps.

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/22 21:40:56 (permalink)
That esplains  it Lucy. 

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 10:43:57 (permalink)
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Your safe Drew they have been warned off CH peeps.

Thanks, this explains why I wasn't abducted last night either!

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 11:26:28 (permalink)
Aliens hate to be seen.  They're always hiding or in disguise.  They react violently when their cover is blown. 

Somewhere, deep within a hidden bunker cleverly disguised as a Hobby Lobby store, Gri'knor'd scrolls through the Cakewalk forums.  Scowling with all three lips, he jabs a red button with a slimy tentacle.  "Ha'afarthe'd!" he yells.  "Break out the probes!  We've got work to do..."





I'll get my tin foil hat...
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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 11:28:53 (permalink)
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Aliens hate to be seen.  They're always hiding or in disguise.  They react violently when their cover is blown. 

Somewhere, deep within a hidden bunker cleverly disguised as a Hobby Lobby store, Gri'knor'd scrolls through the Cakewalk forums.  Scowling with all three lips, he jabs a red button with a slimy tentacle.  "Ha'afarthe'd!" he yells.  "Break out the probes!  We've got work to do..."





I'll get my tin foil hat...

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 12:06:41 (permalink)
 Drew- They only accept subjects within a certain age bracket. You were probably too old.It also runs in the family and I'll bet neither your parents or siblings were abducted. Probably not the gene pool they needed either.......look on the bright side, you can choose how you want to be probed and who does the probing!!

 I don't think you missed out on much.You wouldn't remember it anyhow.They make you forget everything......

  I have heard there is a support group for the unabducted right alongside the one they hold for those who feel the compunction to apologize on a regular basis. A few cases of beer will get you a good standing in either one of those.This is all hearsay of course.........

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 12:10:03 (permalink)
Sometimes I think I was. Sometimes I think I wasn't. If I was there would be a clue.

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/23 13:30:30 (permalink)
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Sometimes I think I was. Sometimes I think I wasn't. If I was there would be a clue.



 That makes perfect sense to me. If you were there it probably happened.

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/24 00:27:44 (permalink)
So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night...

 
How can you be sure?

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/24 04:37:43 (permalink)
Maybe the Men In Black erased your memory of the incident. 

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/24 11:43:37 (permalink)
I was never abducted, but once they snuck in and replaced my TV with another one that looked just like it.


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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/24 11:53:23 (permalink)
Hey Bit, are you sure you weren't abducted?  In your avatar, the aliens moved the Statue Of Liberty to Everett!  Of maybe Lady Liberty has been abducted by the aliens.  I haven't heard any mention of this on CNN, though. 

On a separate note--her torch would make one heck of a probe!  Ouch! 

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Re:So I wasn't abducted by aliens last night... 2011/06/24 12:02:41 (permalink)
You know how you can forget pain in one body part when another body part is in greater pain?  I mean, you know how you forgot about your headache while riding Mooch's bike without a seat?  I wonder if the aliens do that "probing" thing merely so we won't remember the "other stuff" they did.

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