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2018/10/09 22:07:46 (permalink)

So what's the deal with grey beard hairs?

I mean do the existing whiskers suddenly turn shock white or do the white whiskers sprout freakishly all at once to catch up with the other whiskers (and overshoot) or am I some kind of wizard or what?
 
Seriously the only greys I'm currently getting are in my beard and it's like *BOOM*... totally random ultra long freaky lookin' white whisker that I have to trim back or pluck after which it grows back alongside it's less pigmentally challenged brethrin and adds to the collection of other frightened beard whiskers.
 
Am I gonna die?
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:14:14 (permalink)
Yes.
 
You are going to die.
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:15:55 (permalink)
Aw fiddlesticks.
 
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:16:20 (permalink)
You won't die, you will regenerate.

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:21:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/10/09 22:22:03
Bad Wolf?
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:23:01 (permalink)
Maybe you'll be a ginger this time.  ...or even female.

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:27:44 (permalink)
How do you know I'm not already... hmmmmm?
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:47:06 (permalink)
Ginger female?  Or just ginger.  Or just female.  If female are you hot?  If female ginger, meh (no offense intended). 

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:50:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/10/09 23:41:36
Oh, I'm hawt baybee!
 
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/09 22:59:57 (permalink)
What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.

I'm off to see the Wibble, the wonderful Wibble of Wobble
 
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 03:03:52 (permalink)
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What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.




Are you The Fly?
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 07:51:39 (permalink)
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What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.




Are you The Fly?




No, I just grew up near a nuclear power station.
 


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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 14:12:43 (permalink)
Grey is the new black?

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 14:28:49 (permalink)
I've been grey for over 20 years and I'm only 17
(in my mind)
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 14:37:22 (permalink)
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I've been grey for over 20 years and I'm only 17
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 20:28:53 (permalink)
I just looked in the mirror and my beard is white too? 
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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/10 23:00:29 (permalink)
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What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.




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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/11 14:38:42 (permalink)
I shaved mine off for awhile. Looked like a schmuck. Grew it back. Now I look like less of a schmuck.
 
Might as well embrace it. Just for Men beard and mustache dye gets expensive,

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/11 16:19:58 (permalink)
It starts with the gray/white beard hair, then you start getting odd/twisted hairs in the ears (WTH?), and it gets even worse!
Hair stops growing where it should... and starts growing in strange places.
Who came up with the idea of ear-hair?
 

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Re: So what's the deal with grey beard hairs? 2018/10/11 17:44:18 (permalink)
I can relate to that. Ever since I found a two incher growing off one of my ears I do the daily "ear check". I'm scratching my ear and feel this long thing, I think maybe I somehow got fishing line on my ear like WTH!!! No it was 
a long one growing on there.....see what old people have to look forward to? I also need to do the eyebrow check and the nose hair check. My wife's like, whats that thing in your eyebrow? Sure enough one of those hairs just went beserk and grew 10 times faster than the others and was growing the wrong way  
 

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