So, why do we have toenails anyway?

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2012/03/27 17:13:09 (permalink)

So, why do we have toenails anyway?

If not for sock manufacturers, we'd probably have dropped them (in an evolutionary sense) by now.

It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

post edited by bapu - 2012/03/27 17:41:04
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    UbiquitousBubba
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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:13:57 (permalink)
    ...so our hammers have somewhere to land.

    Glad I could help.
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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:15:07 (permalink)
    You guys never run out of fingernails to bite?

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:15:45 (permalink)
    My own, or unsuspecting "friends"?
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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:17:01 (permalink)
    Where else would would store the toe cheese?


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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:19:39 (permalink)
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    Where else would would store the cheese-toes?

    Commercialized.


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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:23:21 (permalink)
    Natural or Artificial flavors?


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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:24:38 (permalink)
    Toenails lend a certain air to things that mere fingernails cannot. 

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:24:59 (permalink)
    Naturally artificial, McQ.

    It's the American way.
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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:25:31 (permalink)
    Somehow, I just knew Bapu would get to this question one day...


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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:26:08 (permalink)
    The Kiosk Project


    Somehow, I just knew Bapu would get to this question one day...

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:54:34 (permalink)

    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 17:57:59 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK


    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

    Will it elicit a response from Mooch?


    If yes, please just move along.
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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 18:59:46 (permalink)

    Can I wait to tell you if it helps until after you have explained?


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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 20:06:44 (permalink)
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    SteveStrummerUK


    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

    Will it elicit a response from Mooch?


    If yes, please just move along.

    you're just jealous of this guy 







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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 20:31:52 (permalink)
    bapu


    SteveStrummerUK


    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

    Will it elicit a response from Mooch?


    If yes, please just move along.


    It's almost like you knew what was coming...

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 20:34:32 (permalink)
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    bapu


    SteveStrummerUK


    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

    Will it elicit a response from Mooch?


    If yes, please just move along.


    It's almost like you knew what was coming...

    Don't be hatin bro 

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 20:35:28 (permalink)
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    Jonbouy


    bapu


    SteveStrummerUK


    If it helps, I can explain why men have nipples.

    Will it elicit a response from Mooch?


    If yes, please just move along.


    It's almost like you knew what was coming...

    Don't be hatin bro 


    Nah, I was admirin... my bottles wont stay on.

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    Re:So, why do we have toenails anyway? 2012/03/27 20:51:00 (permalink)
    Because they don't make shoes for claws.

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