Solving Problem. Man Up, or F............ . UP?

   Is it time to fess up, be honest, tell the truth, tell the woman you love that you don't love her, and that your honest about being so dishonest?

Is it time to Man up or F... Up?

Do the tires on your care have 20000 miles on them, and, you are trying to sell them to some unknowing stranger by telling them the tires only have 5,000 miles on them?

Is it time to Man up or F...Up?

Are you thinking that this thread might be all about comedy, or are you thinking who's this idiot and he should shut the f.... up!


Serious, serious questions here people!

We need to know the answer right away, but then again are you going to MAN UP and answer these question or are you going to F....UP by trying?

BTW : "You ladies out can macho up" there's a sale on it I'm sure somewhere.

EF

Strummy

in every other facet of my life my favorite statements are..."i don't know" and "your right"  on this forum, however, i actually beleive that when some one askes a questune they honestly want a truthful answer.  for some reason i forget the basic #1 rule of life.... people don't want the truth they only want you to agree with them.  if you don't believe this just look at a women getting ready to go out.  she says that nothing is more important than the truth but yet after she puts on her makeup, her fancy cloths and all the other things she does  to look like anyone else but herself she turns to you and says those four little words..."how do i look?"  those four little words... how you answer will dictate how the rest of your day is going to go.  now does she want the truth..."oh honey... it's not the pants that make you look fat"  or does she want you to lie your fuc%ing butt off?  i myself have become a silver tonged master of bull.

We need to know

Who is this We?
You got a mouse in yer pocket?

I always found the best solution is to say "Hey honey, did I tell you about the great job I got in Antarctica?  It starts tomorrow.  Do you want to come? "

I got divorced from a woman I had been with 23 years.  Looking back at it, it would have been easier if one of us had died.  

Women take things like that all too personally.  Why can't they just understand "you nag so much that I have thought about turning gay" or "I would rather die lonely and have someone find my decomposing corpse a month later than have to listen to your whining one more minute." or "I met this stripper...."

No honestly, you are facing a tough issue.  I wish you luck brother.  But moving is always an option.  I understand St Petersburg (russia) is nice in the summer.  

Talking of honesty, I heard a good joke recently....

A wife is standing in front of the mirror, she's looking with a really upset look on her face. She turns to her husband  'my hair is turning grey, my backside is huge, I've got a spare tyre, my breasts are hanging South........she starts to sob gently......... She cuts short another sob, and says to her husband 'is there anything good about me at all these days?'

He looks at her and says..'your eyesight'

SteveJL


Time for floor, dude.

LOL, Thanks, you get it, this is a joke thread. If a person has a dirty mind the F...... could mean many things, it actually means "Fess Up" for short. I almost literally hit the floor laughing at your comment. That's hilarious.

EF