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2013/02/08 20:49:12 (permalink)

Sonar X-rated humour

Which side of the fence is the grass greener....just a bit of Friday humour.
 

 
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 20:51:17 (permalink)
    And just for good measure....
     



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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 20:53:05 (permalink)
    While some may not think this is funny - I know that most appreciate that there is a fence (and varying colors of grass!)
     
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 20:57:36 (permalink)
    Stone House Studios


    While some may not think this is funny - I know that most appreciate that there is a fence (and varying colors of grass!)
     
    Have a great weekend forum friends!
     
    Brian

    Yeah Brian, I hear you.  To be fair, I've found myself on both sides of the fence at one time or another, with software in general as well as Sonar in particular, and it just depends on how your day is going sometimes.
     
    Hopefully people will see the funny side -- that's all that's intended ;-)

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 21:06:24 (permalink)
    That was a brilliant post Peter. 

    I like the second post best. LOL There was some truth in all of them.

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 21:10:53 (permalink)
    That had to have been somewhat of a pain to put together but I for one very much appreciate it ....just what this forum needed about now!
    Thanks again my friend!

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 21:27:17 (permalink)
    I love that batman frame... 

    I saw one once someone put together that went 

    "How come this guitar has only four strings?" <whap> " It's a BASS!"



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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/08 21:44:25 (permalink)
    SuperG


    I love that batman frame... 

    I saw one once someone put together that went 

    "How come this guitar has only four strings?" <whap> " It's a BASS!"


    It could have been a ukulele.  

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 00:09:33 (permalink)
    Gotta love the Batman and Robin meme. It's one of the better ones out there. Here's one I knocked up for my fellow Brits, which will mean absolutely nothing to anyone else. Sorry about that. 




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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 04:06:18 (permalink)
    RIckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
    More of these please!  Let's make this a pleasant place to hang out again.

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 13:45:05 (permalink)
    Howling with laughter!!!
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 14:03:49 (permalink)
    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

    I shall now wrestle all of you at once!

    *puts on sumo diaper*
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 15:37:43 (permalink)
    A bit more humor and then...




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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 16:02:52 (permalink)

     
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 16:25:22 (permalink)
    Excuse me this isn't a forum for Photoshop! Reported to admin.
    (Only kidding).

    Sell by date at 9000 posts. Do not feed.
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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 17:57:15 (permalink)
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    Excuse me this isn't a forum for Photoshop! Reported to admin.
    (Only kidding).

    <whap> Keep 'em coming!

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 18:51:35 (permalink)

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 19:24:42 (permalink)
      This thread is the best thread ever! I know because I've been here forever! 

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 19:30:58 (permalink)



    Yeah!


    Only real men run around the office in their underwear! Hooah!


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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 19:36:41 (permalink)
    Then again, batman was just a lightweight. 

    Now Moe Howard, he was the man. He could slap half a dozen bozos in one movement, including himself!

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 19:49:42 (permalink)
    You have a point there . 

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 20:23:56 (permalink)
    SuperG


    I love that batman frame... 

    I saw one once someone put together that went 

    "How come this guitar has only four strings?" <whap> " It's a BASS!"

    I love that batman frame... I saw one once someone put together that went "How come this guitar has only four strings?" " It's a BASS!"

     
     
    Yep.
    This album released on January 2013
     
    http://www.cezame-fle.com/liste_titres_album.php?id_album=534
     
    just bass guitars...

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 20:35:54 (permalink)
    Just bass? Brian Bromberg.

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 20:55:13 (permalink)
    Just bass? Brian Bromberg.

     
    ..well I was talking about the cover with that Batman frame SuperG mentions.
    This isn't about bass players, it's about jokes,  how can you go off-topic in a thread like this?!
    :)
    Do like B. Bromberg mind...

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 21:45:57 (permalink)
    Woob woob woob!

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 21:50:25 (permalink)
    OK, we voted in the COFFEE HOUSE forum and this fred is acceptable to be flushed moved down there. 

    In fact I am considering reporting it. And I'm not kidding CakeAlexS!!!

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 21:53:22 (permalink)
    John


    You have a point there . 

    Comb the hair the right way and...

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 23:13:07 (permalink)
    SuperG


    Woob woob woob!

    That was Curlie; this is Moe:


    http://soundcloud.com/ara..ut/best-from-moe-howard

    I don't know why I wasted time on that one, but it fits right in here.
    post edited by arachnaut - 2013/02/09 23:27:02

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/09 23:32:27 (permalink)
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    SuperG


    Woob woob woob!

    That was Curlie; this is Moe:


    http://soundcloud.com/ara..ut/best-from-moe-howard


    <whap> Did I say I was Moe? 

    I'm just funnin' around - besides, The Violator kinda does resemble Curly more than the others. (Then again, Larry did have that 'bozo' hair thing going. Hmm )   

    Yeah, I love all the stooges, esp Curly, but Moe had that group-slap down.  
    post edited by SuperG - 2013/02/09 23:39:29

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    Re:Sonar X-rated humour 2013/02/10 05:25:22 (permalink)
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    OK, we voted in the COFFEE HOUSE forum and this fred is acceptable to be flushed moved up there. 

    In fact I am considering reporting it. And I'm not kidding CakeAlexS!!!


    Fixed.

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