Songs about evil crullers

Not nearly as benign as a beignet:




I don't really know any songs about them... but I worry that crullers might be evil.

The worst kind.

They are fun to drive by.

Did you ever figure out why people wait in line, make it all the way to being the "next customer", and then realize they don't know what to choose to make a dozen?

bapu

quantumeffect



This clearly is an area under-represented in song, if anybody would like to collaborate on a cruller song let me know (I worked at a Dunkin Donuts when I was in high school ... and a cruller is NOT a donut!)

Chorus:

I got to the counter and asked the fellers
Have you got any of them there crullers
They laughed and said "you mean the crinkled donuts?"
Or the ones topped with icing and big ol' nuts

Verse 1.


late at night I feel like a cop out on patrol
that's when my sugar urge gets out of control
gotta stop by the local shop of doughy delights
In an attempt to set my glucose level right

Must be the Sunday afternoon fatigue...  flowin' like Drano here:

Chorus:
Sing it loud now,

I want to go to cruller heaven
Where the donuts always raise straight to 11
I want the donuts with that special twist
Crullers will always be on my list

Cruller heaven is where I'll be
When I'm old, a hundred and three
Just give the nurses my short bucket list
And tell them, "Please, don't be p****d!"

I want to go where the icing is free
To cruller heaven, please, God, send me.



Next verse?

mike_mccue


Can I sing backups?

Do you have a good Mic McQ?

Verse 1.
late at night I feel like a cop
out on patrol
that's when my sugar urge gets
out of control
gotta stop by the local shop of doughy delights
In an attempt to set my glucose level right

Verse 2.

my waistline may suffer but they’re
good for my soul
no, nothin’ is wasted not
even the hole
a cup of coffee and cruller ya’ know it’s deep fried
in a rack by the donuts, that pastry can’t hide

quantumeffect

Verse 1.
late at night I feel like a cop
out on patrol
that's when my sugar urge gets
out of control
gotta stop by the local shop of doughy delights
In an attempt to set my glucose level right

Verse 2.

my waistline may suffer but they’re
good for my soul
no, nothin’ is wasted not
even the hole
a cup of coffee and cruller ya’ know it’s deep fried
in a rack by the donuts, that pastry can’t hide

Chorus:
I got to the counter and asked the fellers
Have you got any of them there crullers 
They laughed and said "you mean the crinkled donuts?" 
Not the ones topped with icing and big ol' nuts 


Bridge: 
Crullers are not what you think they are 
They're better than anything from a cookie jar 
Get 'em at your local donut shop, it's not far 
From that funky strip mall or your local bar

mike_mccue


anything is possible with bapu and McQ.

fixed
(or is it?)