St. Peter and the three souls.
Three souls appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked the first one, “What was your last annual salary?”
The first soul replied, “$200,000, I was a trial lawyer.”
St. Peter asked the second one the same question.
The soul answered, “$95,000, I was a realtor.”
St. Peter then asked the third soul the same question.
The answer was “$8,000.”
St. Peter replied, “Cool! What instrument did you play?”
Happy day you mothers.