SteveStrummerUK
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Stephen Hawking's football formula.
Professor Stephen Hawking has revealed a formula for England's chances at this year's World Cup finals. Apparently their chances increase by 25% if they play at 3.00pm, by 33% if they wear red and by a massive 97% if he plays up front instead of Danny Welbeck. 
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craigb
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/29 16:54:01
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England has no chance. Brazil is already bringing in all their elderly retired hookers to distract Rooney and company. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/29 17:08:17
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Meanwhile....... On Copacobana beach, the Americans have arrived nice and early to make sure the Germans don't get all the deckchairs..... 
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craigb
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/29 17:14:29
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Not sure what that picture has to do with anything... All I see are two cute girls in bikinis. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/29 17:43:28
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paulo
Meanwhile.......
On Copacobana beach, the Americans have arrived nice and early to make sure the Germans don't get all the deckchairs.....
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Moshkiae
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 11:18:51
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Hi,
Hmmm, it was Copacabana when I was there!
And those girls are DEFINITLY not Brazilian!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Beagle
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 11:56:53
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Mesh
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 12:07:00
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Moshkiae
Hi,
Hmmm, it was Copacabana when I was there!
And those girls are DEFINITLY not Brazilian!
Portuguese Academic Club??
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Beagle
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 12:17:02
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Mesh
Moshkiae
Hi,
Hmmm, it was Copacabana when I was there!
And those girls are DEFINITLY not Brazilian!
Portuguese Academic Club??
if so then you don't even want to look at them! or their "daughters"!!!! 
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craigb
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 12:34:07
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 Beagle, ready for battle!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/30 20:04:52
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/05/30 20:36:05
A man was walking his beagle through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
"No" the other man replied, "I'm just taking a dump."
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Moshkiae
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/31 14:22:17
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craigb
Beagle, ready for battle!
Ohh wow ... do they have that pet in World of Warcraft? I want THAT one!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Moshkiae
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Re: Stephen Hawking's football formula.
2014/05/31 14:24:18
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Mesh
Moshkiae
Hi,
Hmmm, it was Copacabana when I was there!
And those girls are DEFINITLY not Brazilian!
Portuguese Academic Club??
For you maybe. But if you have been there and know the difference, I guess it won't matter to you! Typical Ozzie and Harriet, btw! And the main reason for the joke on the bikinis is because in Brasil (how it is spelled over there for you academic musicians!), they don't even make bikinis that big that cover that much!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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