craigb
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Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
Feel free to laugh at Bill Gates, who only scored a 3, but you might want to do it after the test. A quick, 11 question intelligence test! (For those smart enough to see my hidden messages, yes, I did score a perfect 11.) 
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/07 21:33:32
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This IS funny. I only missed two. The math (which I suck at) problem about dividing 30 by 1/2. And...here's the funny part...the Ark question...which I already knew and I've actually used on other folks!!!!!! That's what I get for being quick. I'm still laughing. Thanks Craig, ol pal!!
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/07 21:43:18
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Wow! My love life is rockin.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/07 22:09:55
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honor student.... got 8 .... several.... I just didn't think..... The bible question? (FIXED) Should have got that one...doh... (slaps forehead) So.... Bill Gates only got 3? He can afford it.
post edited by Guitarhacker - 2011/08/08 08:50:12
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/07 22:22:10
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I take issue with the 'pills' question.
"How long will they last?" it asks, not "how long until you have no more pills".
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/07 22:36:14
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Spoiler alert Hacker, ol pal! Don't give the answers away. Where's the fun in that? :-)
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 01:18:59
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 01:25:09
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Old55
I got 8.
Shark attack? 
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 03:21:35
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10/11  (Didn't get the baseball question)
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 03:44:41
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If farmer Griffin has 17 sheep and gives 9 sheep to farmer Thomas, how many sheep are scared of Welsh men?
(All of them!)
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 07:06:54
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 08:30:29
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 09:25:49
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There's something wrong with this test. I got a 9.
I usually get a non-numeric score.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 09:45:24
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9 out of 11.
The divide question and Moses/Noah (I always skim over that one).
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 09:47:06
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craigb
If farmer Griffin has 17 sheep and gives 9 sheep to farmer Thomas, how many sheep are scared of Welsh men?
(All of them!)
17. or All of them.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 09:49:10
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 09:50:35
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I usually get a non-numeric score. Nominal scale?
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 10:02:52
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10/11
(Didn't get the baseball question)
I know it's a joke quiz but to get 10 you have to get at least one wrong. It's obviously impossible to marry your widow's sister so to ask whether it's legal or not cannot correctly be answered with a yes or no answer so the really the joke's on the quiz-setter. (Yes you're right I scored less than 10 ).
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 10:43:07
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I scored 7. Does anyone have a problem with that?  Where's my rifle?
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 10:58:28
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I'm planning to use Bill Gates as a human shield. I mean, I can't very well use Space Cowboy. He scored an 11 for cryin' out loud. It was actually a toss up between hiding behind Bill Gates or a large fern. The fern scored a 4 on the test, so I'm going with Bill.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 11:35:28
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This is what I got (of course, those who passed "my" test already knew that  ):  It also seems that I've got this song line running through my head: "Karyn's got a gun, Bubba's on the run..."
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 11:49:40
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Bubba doesn't have to run. Bubba has found a place to hide where no one will ever go to look. That's right. He's lurking somewhere in the Regional User Groups forum. He's perfectly safe skulking down there.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 11:58:45
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UbiquitousBubba
Bubba doesn't have to run. Bubba has found a place to hide where no one will ever go to look. That's right. He's lurking somewhere in the Regional User Groups forum. He's perfectly safe skulking down there.
You've just been found out....
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 12:15:04
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Damn, i only got 5. Shaddap.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 13:52:22
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UbiquitousBubba
I'm planning to use Bill Gates as a human shield. I mean, I can't very well use Space Cowboy. He scored an 11 for cryin' out loud. It was actually a toss up between hiding behind Bill Gates or a large fern. The fern scored a 4 on the test, so I'm going with Bill.
The key is to realize that most of those were trick questions. You cannot marry your widow's sister because for your wife to be a widow would require you to be dead. When you see that, you have to go back and be suspicious of every question. How many months have 28 days? All of them.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 14:28:10
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The other key is realize that Bill has bodyguards. I don't know if they outscore their boss, but they're quite dedicated. The good thing is that they hit me so hard, I was knocked far out of Karyn's range. In fact, I still haven't hit the ground. The downside is that I probably will at some point.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/08 14:59:54
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Why do I hear Karyn yelling "PULL!" right now?
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/09 01:02:15
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Got a 9. Can't believe I misread the two that I did, but oh well, I sure did.
Of course the comment that my love life would soon bloom is likely as accurate as a bouquet of dead flowers covered in limberger cheese would be romantic and wonderful - never have done well there.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/09 08:32:39
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Missed one. I don't know anything about baseball. Sorry I'm an Aussie.
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Re:Test your intelligence! (Or lack thereof?)
2011/08/09 13:31:10
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space_cowboy
The key is to realize that most of those were trick questions.
You cannot marry your widow's sister because for your wife to be a widow would require you to be dead. When you see that, you have to go back and be suspicious of every question.
How many months have 28 days? All of them.
Not to take any of this too seriously, but I knew they were trick questions and I still can't figure out why it would be illegal to marry your widow's sister. Impossible certainly, but illegal? Then I think about how legislatures work. . . .
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