That mysterious page at the end of Big Bang Theory credits

You know, the ones that are titled "Chuck Lorre Productions" and contain a whole bunch of text you can't possibly read in the two seconds they're shown. I'd always assumed they contained humorous content, and was delighted to find their text available online where they can be read at a more leisurely pace. They can be found in the always-helpful Internet Movie Database (imdb.com).
 
Here's a sample: 
 
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #275 ASK CHUCK! Dear Chuck, At a recent dinner party, I found myself in an awkward situation when the host, a devout atheist, sneezed between spoonfuls of his gazpacho. Without thinking, I said, "God bless you." He gave me a withering look and said, as if to a child, "Golly gee, I sure hope he does." The other guests exploded with laughter, while I imploded with humiliation. To avoid future embarrassment, what is the correct response when an atheist sneezes? Troubled with achoo Dear Troubled, First, a little background information. Saying "God bless you" following a sneeze is thought by some to have originated in the sixth century in order to protect the sneezer from falling ill to the bubonic plague. Another possible origin is that people once believed that the devil entered the body during a sneeze and saying "God bless you" could help ward him off. Since the plague has killed something like two hundred million people and the words "God bless you" have, in all likelihood, been said countless times to Glenn Beck, we can safely assume the phrase has no real power against germs or demonic possession. What it does contain is simple human courtesy -- a means by which we express concern for one another. As to how to respond to a sneezing atheist, well, that's easy. Simply say, "Sounds like you're coming down with something, I hope you don't die and rot in a box."
 
 

I used to "freeze" the end to read the "Vanity Cards", but Comcast covers part of the screen with the "timeline".
That's why there's Google!
Chuck's a funny guy!
@paulo, BBT is an "acquired" taste.
 
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Simply say, "Sounds like you're coming down with something, I hope you don't die and rot in a box."
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To match the English at the time you might even say ... "hope you don't die by rot from the pox."
 
Then, not only do you have a reply, but also a historical term that matches his idiocy in not knowing the difference between politeness and a badly translated book!
 
Sheep dip stix, pretty soon you might as well consider Harry Potter the new Gospel!

I LOVE BBT!! My friends and I from high school days empathize with each character so well!

I wasn't even aware of that page at the end, I've never seen it because I always record it and never worry with the credits. Funny stuff, bit!