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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:48:42 (permalink)
but
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:49:14 (permalink)
I havent hit 50 posts on this thread yet
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:49:35 (permalink)
Interesting....

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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:49:36 (permalink)
Actually it seems both are selling for quite a bit. But the Ebow Plus seems to fetch a bit more.


I didn't realize they were out of production. I hope mine doesn't break.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:49:38 (permalink)
Ah, thank you...
HeavyTraffik,
I thought it was John Kerry who walks into a bar and the bartender says: Why the long face???
Anyway...
sessionthree
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:50:02 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: keith


ORIGINAL: tubeydude
We have cats. Isn't it strange that we bring different species of lifeforms into our house and then live with them.


Actually, domesticated cats and dogs have been human companions for a very very long time... Ferrets on the other hand...


I used to have a rabbit that lived in the house - didn't even have a cage. He just layed around like a dog and sat in my lap to share apples with me. (He used a litter box like a cat.)

Good times, good times...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:50:17 (permalink)
Man, CJ is gonna be so disappointed that he missed this!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:50:22 (permalink)
Page 20 reminder: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.asp?m=1150623&mpage=9#1151265

  • Post 5998 gets free "SONAR 7 Power!" book courtesy of me.

  • Post 5999 gets free SONAR 7 Producer Edition autographed by Greg Hendershott courtesy of Cakewalk marketing -- pretty good deal!!!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:50:35 (permalink)
Truly a bad joke... but a post nonetheless...

Q.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:51:05 (permalink)
"That's no ordinary Rabbit!!!"

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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:51:07 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: CoteRotie

Man, CJ is gonna be so disappointed that he missed this!


We could use him on this one
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:51:27 (permalink)
Why did the principal fire the cross-eyed teacher?

Because he couldn't control his pupils.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:52:11 (permalink)
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past the Tim Horton's. Taking off down the Trans Canada Hwy, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nut case as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said,

"Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back".

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.
mumpcake
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:52:52 (permalink)
Good night. I'll back in the morning to claim my prize.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:53:12 (permalink)
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.

keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:53:25 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: sessionthree
I used to have a rabbit that lived in the house - didn't even have a cage. He just layed around like a dog and sat in my lap to share apples with me. (He used a litter box like a cat.)


I had a rabbit too... Cage was attached to the house at a window, so the cage was still mostly warm even during the -20 degree winters...

We also had 3 dogs at the time... one of which was a pure bred Beagle!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:54:27 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: mumpcake

Actually it seems both are selling for quite a bit. But the Ebow Plus seems to fetch a bit more.


I didn't realize they were out of production. I hope mine doesn't break.


I first read and heard that this was a temporary halt in production. But now I guess there are really are no plans to continue making them any time soon. No one knows for sure.
keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:54:47 (permalink)

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ORIGINAL: CoteRotie
Man, CJ is gonna be so disappointed that he missed this!

We could use him on this one


That bastard is gonna roll outta bed in 18 hours and post #5999...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:55:00 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: keith


ORIGINAL: sessionthree
I used to have a rabbit that lived in the house - didn't even have a cage. He just layed around like a dog and sat in my lap to share apples with me. (He used a litter box like a cat.)


I had a rabbit too... Cage was attached to the house at a window, so the cage was still mostly warm even during the -20 degree winters...

We also had 3 dogs at the time... one of which was a pure bred Beagle!



My buddy likes beagles

I have a dalmatian
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:55:06 (permalink)
Rabbits are evil!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:55:18 (permalink)
Hello?"
"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***




***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?


Is this
586-5732?"


NO, it's 586-5731
Qwerty69
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:55:41 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: keith


ORIGINAL: harmony gardens
ORIGINAL: CoteRotie
Man, CJ is gonna be so disappointed that he missed this!

We could use him on this one


That bastard is gonna roll outta bed in 18 hours and post #5999...


Eminently possible...

Q.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:56:17 (permalink)
I will contribute my 10 posts.

1.

-Dave
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Sonar 8.5 , Melodyne Plug-in, Pro Tools 8 HD2,  Waves Platinum Bundle
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:56:38 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: SilkTone
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.


That's pretty funny in a totally inappropriatye sorta way...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:57:24 (permalink)
Are they gonna write an article about this thread in an issue of Computer Music magazine?
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:57:26 (permalink)
Great joke!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:57:33 (permalink)
We also had 3 dogs at the time... one of which was a pure bred Beagle!


A friend of mine has a beagle. He had a problem with the beagle eating all the plants in the yard, and asked a gardener what kinds of plants he could plant that the dog wouldn't eat.

"Cactus"
SilkTone
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:57:56 (permalink)
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says: "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:58:11 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: auricle
Hello?"
"Hi honey.
[...long stuff deleted...]


auricle... good stuff... pace yourself... you're gonna get post burnout... We need you to stay healthy on this one!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 01:58:29 (permalink)
another useless post
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