The DAW has been drinking, not me
This came to mind after reading the posts upstairs. Apologies to Tom Waits.
My DAW has been drinking, My Mouse is asleep
And toolbar went back to New York, Snap to Grid has to take a leak.
And Audiosnap needs a haircut, and Skylight looks like a prison break
And the Audio engine’s all cracks and pops, and the reviewers on the make.
And the DAW has been drinking, the DAW has been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing, and the Fan boys blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the Dim Pro-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the multidock is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the DAW has been drinking, the DAW has been drinking...
And you can't find step input with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get by without her
And the box-copy is drooling, and the whiners are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and Pentagon has retired
'Cause the DAW has been drinking, the DAW has been drinking
The DAW has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
post edited by Glyn Barnes - 2011/01/22 04:19:16