Re:The Dollar $
2011/07/26 11:38:13
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Seeing no other way out. I've decided to embrace enslavement to whoever decides to Repo the country. It's either that or flee to Canada. The problem there is that they have standards. I don't think I could handle that.
Whoever decides to take us over, I just want to help set some expectations for you. You probably shouldn't expect me to do much manual labor. I'm not saying I won't do it, but you won't like the results. If you want to minimize resistance, keep us all well stocked with pizza and TV. If you're smart, you'll keep the becan double cheeseburgers coming as well. Don't expect me to adopt a dress code, march in a line, salute, or do almost anything else you want. You probably should get used to sarcasm and ridicule. You'll hear it all the time. It's nothing personal, though.
I hope that we don't make your life completely miserable. I'd like to think that there's just a little spark of hope left in your soul. Just think, with a little paint and some cosmetic upgrades, you might be able to sell us to some other foolish nation without losing your shirt on the deal.
I hope that helps.