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2017/04/30 03:04:03 (permalink)

The Foreseer

bayoubill walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman:
"Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a pound of chicken pepper soup.
"When I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: 
"Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black".
"When I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
"bayoubill is The Man”.
When bayoubill finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill.
"When I pay, I want everyone to pay "
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bayoubills's funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM

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    craigb
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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/04/30 04:05:03 (permalink)
    Alas, poor bayoubill.  I knew him Horatio.

     
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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/04/30 21:00:59 (permalink)
    Ho ratio
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    My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though.
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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/04/30 21:12:39 (permalink)
    bapu
    Ho ratio
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    Any ratio with a zero in it isn't too good though...

     
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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/05/01 01:05:27 (permalink)
    Bayoubill to pay for my pig meat breakfasts! 
     
    The only glorious thing about sleeping at the wrong hours is being awake in time for Mcdonalds breakfasts.

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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/05/01 01:16:05 (permalink)
    McDonalds now serves breakfast all day, but you can't get any of their other food before 10:30 am...

     
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    Re: The Foreseer 2017/05/01 01:28:28 (permalink)
    craigb
    McDonalds now serves breakfast all day, but you can't get any of their other food before 10:30 am...




    Not in the UK they dont. Still only up to 10:30 for breakfast. Their bacon and sausage patties are the best. Death to all who tell me Mcdonalds is bad.

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