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2017/05/08 14:18:22 (permalink)

The Love Connection?

I received this is my Junk folder and after reading everything, it was the "Aloha" that threw me off......
 
 
"Aloha,
Hi there, my new acquaintance! I am Olga. I'd love get to know you better. My age is 28 years old. And yours? I'm a hazel-eyed brunette. I'm neither tall not short. I am coming from Novgorod. It's almost seven hours from Moscow travelling by car. And what city are you from? I want to tell you my interests. I like books, being out, spending time with my friends. I like cooking. It's my major. I am fond of sports. I go to the gym often. I enjoy badminton, football, roller skating, ski running. What is your hobby? I am an accountant at a one firm here. Some people think that it is boring, but I enjoy it. What is your profession? I'm searching for a gentleman to strong relations with. I'm not interested in games or wasting my time. And I really you are searching for the same thing. If you wish to get to know me better, reply me please. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.
Best regards, Olga."

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 14:29:21 (permalink)
Didn't you know that Novgorod has a significant expat community of Hawaiians?
They all relocated to Novgorod to get away from the awful sunshine, warmth, palm trees, sandy beaches, employment, and human rights.  And the ukuleles.  Those damned ukuleles...
 
Olga seems like a smart woman.  She doesn't like to waste her time, so she has emailed YOU specifically.  She obviously cuts right through the BS and gets to the point.
 
Answer her, and post the conversation!

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 14:46:14 (permalink)
I didn't know about all those Hawaiians and their reasons to relocate Novgorod....good point. I also thought she's a smart woman.......to the point where I actually wondered if she thought "I" was Hawaiian? 
 
I'm not sure if I should even respond......she seems to be quite busy with all those activities and might not have much time for me. Although she's an accountant, cooking seems to be her major........pfffft, I bet she's not even talking about the kitchen.  

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 14:54:29 (permalink)
And here I thought Olga was only interested in me.
 
Pffft. To the recycle bin with Olga.
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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 14:56:01 (permalink)
I noticed she did not offer any V6ahgrah pizlz for sale.
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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 14:59:46 (permalink)
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And here I thought Olga was only interested in me.
 
Pffft. To the recycle bin with Olga.


 
But, did she say Aloha to you?

bapu
I noticed she did not offer any V6ahgrah pizlz for sale.



"I'm searching for a gentleman to strong relations with."
 

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 15:28:13 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby Mesh 2017/05/08 15:28:42
pffsst That's just Olga...again

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 15:30:42 (permalink)
Now, I'm starting to wonder if this Olga is doing all her "hunting" in the CH?

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 15:31:04 (permalink)
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pffsst That's just Olga...again


I no
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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 15:31:26 (permalink)
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Now, I'm starting to wonder if this Olga is doing all her "hunting" in the CH?


Typical
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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:38:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/05/08 19:39:12
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Now, I'm starting to wonder if this Olga is doing all her "hunting" in the CH?


I'd say yes cuz there is SOOO much game in here!
 
I Am game 

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:43:21 (permalink)
I know you say" butt bayoubill, you game?" 
I Am not Shure if game is the right werd butt how many guys do you know that would date a divorce lawyer whom's husband left her for a younger woman? If that's not game I don't know what game is!
 

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:48:24 (permalink)


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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:50:08 (permalink)
if she is searching for a gentleman, she has come to the right place!

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:52:37 (permalink)
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I know you say" butt bayoubill, you game?" 
I Am not Shure if game is the right werd butt how many guys do you know that would date a divorce lawyer whom's husband left her for a younger woman? If that's not game I don't know what game is!
 


You're dating a DIVORCE LAWYER???
That's just begging for trouble. 

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:52:54 (permalink)
I Am a gamely gentleman?

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 19:57:42 (permalink)
Not anymore Matt. We split up and now I Am back with my X (formally known as wife) 
 
I wonder what she wood do if she found out I Am back with her
One lady told me if I did go back to my X she wood actually shoot me and as ya'll know by now all Louisiana wymens are packin heat! 

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 20:04:10 (permalink)
Hahaha,
If there's anything more badass than dating a divorce lawyer, it's LEAVING one!  Especially a swampy lawyer.

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 20:20:04 (permalink)
Looking at how this game is playing out, Ogla doesn't even have a chance......she should just stick to playing badminton in the snow.

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 20:31:00 (permalink)
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Looking at how this game is playing out, Ogla doesn't even have a chance......she should just stick to playing badminton in the snow.


Now if she'd sent a video of that...

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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/08 20:34:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/05/08 20:41:37
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"Hi ...
 
... there, my new acquaintance! I am Pedro. I'd love get to know you better. My age is 98 years old. And yours? I'm a hazel-eyed brunette. I'm neither tall not short. I am coming from USA. It's almost seven hours from real life travelling by car. And what city are you from? I want to tell you my interests. I like Amon Duul, being out, spending time with my friends. I like cooking. It's my major. I am fond of sports. I go to the gym often. I enjoy Amon Duul, Amon Duul, Amon Duul, Amon Duul. What is your hobby? I am a critic at a one firm here. Some people think that it is boring, but I enjoy it. What is your profession? I'm searching for a lady to strong relations with. I'm not interested in games or wasting my time. And I really you are searching for the same thing. If you wish to get to know me better, reply me please. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.
Best regards, Pedro."




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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/09 12:37:03 (permalink)
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I received this is my Junk folder and after reading everything, it was the "Aloha" that threw me off......
  
"Aloha,
Hi there, my new acquaintance! I am Olga.
...

 
Didn't "Olga" use to be a rusk'y name?

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: The Love Connection? 2017/05/09 12:38:33 (permalink)
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Wow ... another pulp writer!
 
Just what the Coffee House needed for their lyrics!
 


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