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The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 04:17:59
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It's that time of the year for you huh? Love the one you wish you could be with .... Oh wait it is not polite for me to say that about you  You are not the one that starts a countdown to Valentines Day every year around this time of the year while wondering if this year is gonna be different ...sheesh , that be me ....sorry to project my stuff on you ... I guess I may have to lower my standards after all ... Oh BTW , your girl was cute  Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 17:48:03
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Hey, I dream big.
I knew there'd be at least one man in this forum who appreciates a beautiful woman. That girl is the definition of smoldering. She should be in a Noxzema commercial.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 18:42:53
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Yes , I often dream way out of my pay grade too . I'm a MAN and Yes I can appreciate a beautiful woman just like her and her fine example of what a sweet woman is . Smoldering Yes , so hot in fact when I saw her left bare shoulder framing her flowing dark hair my inner Tarzan came out ... Tarzan like Jane who wear one shoulder out of dress ... Good thing Tarzan single and not married Tarzan may swing on vine and try to go after her and become a Cheeta Sure wish i Ken 
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 19:10:22
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2018/12/21 21:50:44
Bill & Ken's Excellent Adventure. 
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 20:23:53
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 20:54:01
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I didn't see Sofia Vergara in there anywhere.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 21:20:59
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Sofia didn't pass the vocal audition, so I had to cut her loose. Pity....
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 21:29:22
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Smoldering Yes , so hot in fact when I saw her left bare shoulder framing her flowing dark hair my inner Tarzan came out ...
I've seen a lot of her videos and been to her website, and what I like about her is that she knows how to exude sultriness without stooping to lewdness. A bare shoulder is about all you're ever going to get from her. She's an Elvis fanatic and does a lot of his songs. She looks more like she could be his granddaughter than his actual granddaughter does.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/21 21:39:37
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Sofia didn't pass the vocal audition, so I had to cut her loose. Pity....
She can sing to me anytime she wants to.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/22 00:52:31
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I hear she has a cult following. You're in a cult. 
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/22 00:59:41
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Smoldering Yes , so hot in fact when I saw her left bare shoulder framing her flowing dark hair my inner Tarzan came out ...
A bare shoulder is about all you're ever going to get from her.
Yep I know . After hearing " the facts " my nutshell Hurts . And there you have it folks . That is the main reason why I'm not chasing after her . You can have her Bill . She is all yours . I'm keeping Billie Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/22 03:43:09
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At least with Billie you get knees.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/24 03:30:24
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Hey Bill,
Christmas shopping for Billie this year was pretty easy .
Santa brought down the chimney a new set of knee pads plus a bar of soap for me to wash her mouth out with .
Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/24 16:51:08
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Santa thinks of everything. What a pal.
See ya at the new forum Kenny. I've got a new moniker, but I'll forever be the guy in the White Sox hat, so I'm easy to spot since everyone else hates the Sox. Dey jus be jealous.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/24 17:32:06
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I thought my wife was the sexiest girl on the planet. I'd post a pic but you guys might not be able to handle it,
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/24 19:28:49
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☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/12/24 22:48:57
Send her around for an audition. I'm always looking for new talent.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/24 21:20:17
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Yeah, but you're in the Cult of Sofia, and I'm in the Cult of Joel's wife. I don't know her name, but I hear she's got those bedroom eyes.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/25 21:02:31
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I'm always looking for new talent.
Yes me too . New talent can come at a price . How long can you hold it in before you discover the truth behind the mystery of why all the Bears are $hitting in The Woods Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/25 21:12:44
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Yeah , I know . That last post of mine was a little  Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/25 22:36:56
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When they said corn I thought they said porn, and I popped.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/26 00:04:41
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It's getting entirely too silly in here. I'm going to make a hot-dog-n-jelly sandwich and forget the whole thing.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/26 02:04:31
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OK girls , the silliness content in this thread has jumped off the charts . The first thing I need you all to do is put on your rain ponchos 's . We got a popper in the crowd .  After we do that , lets go chase down the unfunny corn cob and put him out of his misery . Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/26 15:12:03
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☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/12/26 16:30:31
Remember when we used to like girls our own age?
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/29 09:37:28
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☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/12/29 16:58:57
I still like girls my age even if they are way out of my league  It's the young one's I'm not so sure I can handle anymore  Kenny
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/29 12:52:16
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☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/12/29 16:58:46
Liz Hurley is only 53, so that would be OK for a 58 year old guy, right?
Shame I look about 74....
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/29 16:58:36
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I'm open to any legal age female younger than me. The problem is they're not open to me.
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Re: The Sexiest Girl on the Planet (and she sings too!)
2018/12/30 05:33:02
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☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2018/12/30 12:44:02
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Liz Hurley is only 53, so that would be OK for a 58 year old guy, right?
Oh boy , She sure is HOT in any case YES go for it . What's a measly 5 year difference ? I would say with her and her body , she could be OK w guys ranging in age from age 20 to 75 . jamesg1213
Shame I look about 74....
You better hurry up and make a move fast . We all know you are only 58 years old . Liz Hurley may not jyoung60
I'm open to any legal age female younger than me. The problem is they're not open to me.
+1 Once they get over the shock of I just hit on them , they always seem to throw up a little bit in their mouths on the whole idea of us being together . That's the reason why I try to carry when I can remember to those little bottles of mouth wash or a few unopened packs of chewing gum ... I figure that's the very least I can do for them after the shock of it all wears off Kenny
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